Revision 4 of 4 Updated April 12, 2008 by rocksrntpeople

How To Spot a Noob

Some people are just such noobs,how do you know what a noob is?Read how to spot them and just try your hardest not to act like one,if it’s really hard though,you might just be in advanced stages of noob-dom.

You Will Need

  • Cool
  • Sharp eyes
  • little attention to detail

Step 1: Noobs don't know anything

From playing the game to making simple sentences,noobs can’t do anything right.A dead giveaway to a noob is if they constantly ask questions about game play or words you use.It’s ok to ask 1 or 2 questions but any more than that and you probably have a noob.

Step 2: Noobs get angry

Noobs are usually the people who scream and holler when they die and blame the entire team for his/her death,not themselves.Of course,sometimes the team is a bunch of noobs,but if that person is the only one who thinks so,they’re probably the problem.

Step 3: Noobs aren't old

Almost every noob is going to be under 18.There are such things as the occasional 19 or 20 year old noobs but most of time,the higher voice,the bigger chance they’re a noob.

Step 4: When girls play,noobs get intimidated

Noobs feel the need to defend themselves whenever a girl enters a game.Now that there’s a girl,them sucking is going to be 10x worse since now there’s proof even a girl can do better.If someone shoots down everything the girl says before she finishes or discredits her no matter how good she is,you’ve got a noob.

Step 5: Noobs end games early

Noobs can’t stand to lose,so if they’re losing,they’ll end the game early so they don’t have to see that taunting “you suck” page of defeat.

Step 6: Noobs team kill

In ranked or more serious gaming rooms,noobs will team kill claiming “it’s funny”.Sure sometimes it is,in this case everyone is team killing eachother.When only one person is randomly killing people,he/she is a nooblet, and will eventualy become a full fleged Master Noob!

Step 7: Noobs don't know what a noob is

If ANYONE asks what a noob is,they’re a noob and should be immediately shunned by everyone else and,if possible killed in-game repeatedly by other players collaboratively.If anyone is playing video games or computer games and doesn’t know what a noob is,they deserve it so don’t feel bad.

Step 8: Noobs yell and or make useless noises

If someone is making useless noises or being plain annoying to the point where you don’t even have to pay attention to get annoyed,you’ve got a noob.If you ask them to stop and they do,they aren’t a noob they just aren’t very self aware in-game.

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lol this is great stuff! you should just create a whole section on noobs haha.
Reply 6 months ago by clayton

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