Everything you need to know for the campaign season—out of control, uncensored, and totally ridiculous.
What's that? Your party's convention needs someone to cast a deciding vote? Faster than a speeding ballot, it's... superdelegate to the rescue!
Political Tasks from Stabbey
Don't let your political leanings ruin your new relationship. Even if you and your favorite little politico are on opposite sides of the party line, you can still have quite a party.
Ever heard the saying, "It's not what you say, but how you say it?" If not, you may want to brush up on your media basics before hitting primetime.
Politicians have it down to a science—giving a rousing speech without actually saying anything. Learn how to double-talk, whether you’re running for office or just need to say a whole lot of nothing.
There's no reason a few nights with a hooker or a little restroom footsie should end your political career. You just have to learn the art of the apology.
When circumstances force you to do a complete about-face, find a way to disguise your duplicity.
Your momma always said you'd grow up to be president of the United States -- but beyond that, she was a little vague? Here’s the parts she skipped.
Political Tasks from Stabbey
Politicians speak their own special language. We're here to translate it for you.