How To Take a Bath
Take tub time to new heights of relaxation with these tips.
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How To Tell a Ghost Story
It was a dark and stormy night, and you wanted to scare the crap out of your campfire friends…
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How To Wear a Garter Belt
Put some sizzle in your sex life — or just feel more sensual — by donning a good old-fashioned garter belt.
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How To Deal With an Incompetent Boss
Millions of workers report to a moron. Here’s how to deal if you’re one of them… A worker, that is. Reporting to a moron.
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How To Look Hot While Playing "Rock Band"
If you want to look hot playing "Rock Band," you'll need to pick up some skills used by bona fide rock stars. A few game-related techniques couldn't hurt, either.
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How To Draw a Nude Woman
If you’ve got someone who’s agreed to pose in her birthday suit, you’re halfway there!
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How To Come Back From a Political Scandal
There's no reason a few nights with a hooker or a little restroom footsie should end your political career. You just have to learn the art of the apology.
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How To Become President
Your momma always said you'd grow up to be president of the United States -- but beyond that, she was a little vague? Here’s the parts she skipped.
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How To Date a Member Of the Opposite Party
Don't let your political leanings ruin your new relationship. Even if you and your favorite little politico are on opposite sides of the party line, you can still have quite a party.
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How To Start a Lemonade Stand
It’s hot out. You like money. How about starting a lemonade stand!
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How To Mow Your Lawn Like a Pro
Get the neighborhood association off your back—or just do yourself proud—by learning to mow like a pro.
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How To Prevent Your Pets From Getting Overheated
Imagine if you had to wear a fur coat all summer long. Here’s how to keep your pets comfortably cool.
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How To Have a Summer Romance
School’s out. You’re free. But who wants to spend three months flying solo? Time for a summer romance.
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How To Write Truly Tasteless Wedding Vows
Can we be frank? No one cares about your vows except you. Which is exactly why you should feel free to indulge your every wedding whim.
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How To Make a Move on a Girl While Watching a Movie on a Couch
Of all the important things in the world—peace, hunger, poverty—this is pretty much the most important. So listen closely.
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