Comment: who else is confused? Why would you want to make your eyes look bigger?
Comment: E-E-E-E-ASY. Pshh. Come on.
Comment: How to dance without making yourself look bad? Try not being fat guy and dressing like a girl! Well you can be fat if you please but... don't dress like a girl. I might not be too drawn to that.
Comment: GO KIDS WHO SPEND MORE ON BOOZE. ....wait, did he just eye drop his tongue?
Comment: ...forgot to say SHE'S REALLY CUTE.
Comment: I know how to tell him! Stop putting out!
Comment: Hey, why are you informing the world how to tell if someone is lying or to get out of lying? I don't want people to know that I'm lying!
Comment: Haha. Targeting people who target Mencia? THAT'S EASY. 95% of the population right?
Comment: "Women love it when a guy automatically pays for dinner" Pshhh. I have a girl who has to work to KEEP ME. She has to do WHAT I SAY or she GETS IT.
Comment: Wait, who doesn't love a skanky lover or love shack? And dear god, who uses an egg beater in sex!? That sounds good... uhh.. no it doesn't.
Comment: IN YOUR FACE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN! WE GOT 70 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!
Comment: Hmmm. If you do one drink per hour, how are you going to get drunk? Why drink when you can't get drunk? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO THROW UP IF YOU DRINK ONCE AN HOUR....
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