How To Pee in the Pool Without Getting Caught 
Boy, it’s hot. And that line for the public toilet is long. Now's the perfect time to learn how to pee in the pool without getting caught.
Last Edit: August 20, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Make S’Mores
The hot dogs are all eaten and the fire is still crackling. It’s the perfect time to make some delicious s’mores.
Last Edit: August 8, 2008 (Revision 2)
How To Stage a Political Rally
You want to elect the new guy, rally the troops, protest service cuts, throw the bozos out! What you need is to organize a political rally -- and fast!
Last Edit: July 7, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Master Simple Ballroom Dancing
The pumpkin just turned into a carriage, your glass slippers look fantastic, and the Prince is on his way, but — dammit — you still need to learn how to ballroom dance.
Last Edit: July 10, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Dirty Dance
When you’re trying to seal the deal on the dance floor, knowing how to really get down can make all the difference.
Last Edit: June 25, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Spit Watermelon Seeds
The only thing better than a juicy slice of watermelon is spitting the seeds great distances. Here’s how.
Last Edit: June 23, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Become President
Your momma always said you'd grow up to be president of the United States -- but beyond that, she was a little vague? Here’s the parts she skipped.
Last Edit: June 16, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Protest and Not Get Arrested
You want to exercise your First Amendment right to freedom of speech, and you want to do it loudly and proudly during a U.S. Presidential Nominating Convention… but you also don't want to spend your Saturday night in the slammer. How can you avoid arrest?
Last Edit: June 19, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Have a Gay or Lesbian Wedding
Though not legally recognized by federal law in America, same-sex weddings are becoming more and more popular. Here’s how to have one.
Last Edit: June 9, 2008 (Revision 2)
How To Launch Your Political Career
If you’ve already given up on dentistry, accounting, and taxidermy, now is as good a time as any to consider starting a career in politics.
Last Edit: June 10, 2008 (Revision 2)
How To Recognize and Avoid Poison Ivy
Life is not always a walk in the woods, but when it is, make sure you don’t step in the poison ivy.
Last Edit: July 25, 2008 (Revision 3)
How To Elope
Eloping is a great alternative to the hassle of a big wedding. Here’s what to do.
Last Edit: April 25, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Treat Poison Ivy
Uh… did you just sit in a patch of poison ivy? Yeah you did! Now what?
Last Edit: April 21, 2008 (Revision 1)
How To Marry For a Green Card
Your visa is about to run out, and your only hope of staying in America is marrying someone for a green card. Here’s what to do.
Last Edit: April 22, 2008 (Revision 1)How To Become an Ultimate Fighter
Tired of being picked on each time you walk through the sales department? Humiliated every time Eddie in accounting steals your PDA? Maybe it’s time you transformed your geeky little IT ass into … an ultimate fighter!
Last Edit: June 24, 2008 (Revision 4)