Lol Love scamming for a second round with a different costume.
I was told I should stuff a rolled up sock down my pants to get womens attention. Only after years of horrified looks and giggles did I learn I needed to put the sock down the FRONT of my pants. :(
You need a teleprompter (quieter than que card guy). I'm sure POTUS has an extra one laying around there near Michigan land he'd would loan you.
I definitely want want to buried with mummified mice.
Generally when she says, "My regular rate is 100/ half hour, but for you I'll only charge $80 is a pretty good sign she likes you. :p
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