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  • Name Larry Lemar
  • Age 101
  • Sex Male
  • Occupation Professional nostril cleaner at Mt. Rushmore
  • Joined September 12, 2008

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How to Make Instant Ramen into a Gourmet Meal

Ramen over looked and under appreciated can truly be a gourmet feast if prepared correctly and the flavored salt lick "spice" packet is…more »Ramen over looked and under appreciated can truly be a gourmet feast if prepared correctly and the flavored salt lick "spice" packet is discarded... « less
10 months ago

How to Flirt Scientifically

While it's true just alcohol make me 25% more attractive to the opposite sex on average adding Roofies to your potential mate makes…more »While it's true just alcohol make me 25% more attractive to the opposite sex on average adding Roofies to your potential mate makes you 100% more attractive, especially when they can't focus clearly. Seriously, plying em with intoxicants? That is soo inept, why not just hit em over the head with a club; Saves time and is cave man old school cool... « less
11 months ago

How to Make Green Eggs and Ham

Wrong way, warm your mold injected eggs above the fridge for 6 months. They'll be fragrant and full of green flavor all on…more »Wrong way, warm your mold injected eggs above the fridge for 6 months. They'll be fragrant and full of green flavor all on their own. « less
12 months ago

How To Make Your Breasts Look Bigger

Thanks so much for the enlightenment Captain Obvious. I consider myself a PREvert (pervert in training). Now in your quest for "education" chill…more »Thanks so much for the enlightenment Captain Obvious. I consider myself a PREvert (pervert in training). Now in your quest for "education" chill out, grow some titties, and look up satirical humor. « less
about 1 year ago

Secrets to Getting Sexier Cleavage

My breast are bigger than hers.
about 1 year ago

How To Deal With Being a Flat-Chested Girl

My Moobs (Man Boobs) are only 36 C. Was considering surgical augmentation, but after seeing this video, I don't feel so un-endowed. Thanks…more »My Moobs (Man Boobs) are only 36 C. Was considering surgical augmentation, but after seeing this video, I don't feel so un-endowed. Thanks so much for the confidence booster! « less
about 1 year ago
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