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How to Flirt Scientifically
While it's true just alcohol make me 25% more attractive to the opposite sex on average adding Roofies to your potential mate makes you 100% more attractive, especially when they can't focus clearly. Seriously, plying em with intoxicants? That is soo inept, why not just hit em over the head with a club; Saves time and is cave man old school cool...
11 months ago
How to Make Green Eggs and Ham
Wrong way, warm your mold injected eggs above the fridge for 6 months. They'll be fragrant and full of green flavor all on their own.
12 months ago
How To Make Your Breasts Look Bigger
Thanks so much for the enlightenment Captain Obvious. I consider myself a PREvert (pervert in training). Now in your quest for "education" chill out, grow some titties, and look up satirical humor.
about 1 year ago
Secrets to Getting Sexier Cleavage
My breast are bigger than hers.
about 1 year ago
How To Deal With Being a Flat-Chested Girl
My Moobs (Man Boobs) are only 36 C. Was considering surgical augmentation, but after seeing this video, I don't feel so un-endowed. Thanks so much for the confidence booster!
about 1 year ago
How To Hide an Unwanted Erection in School
Agreed most of this came along too late for me as well. Though I did implement the suggestion of spanking the monkey to resolve the erection. Problem is, classroom masturbation is generally frowned upon. Also a large trench coat is great for hiding a saluting one eye Willie in public venues; Schools, super markets, parks, churches...
about 1 year ago
How To Breastfeed in Public
My Momma use to breast feed me just like that, though she had to keep getting bigger blankets as I got bigger, by the time I was 15 she was using a king sized blanket.
about 1 year ago
How To Make Your Breasts Look Bigger
I came, I saw, I came again :p~ I give this an enthusiastic Thumbs and other things UP for unexpected DIGITAL PASTIES! Looking forward to the duct tape faux Labiaplasty vids.
about 1 year ago
How to Move Back in with Your Parents at 30
I've been living in the basement of my parents for most of my 35 years, except for two weeks when I when to accordion camp and that whole month when I got married to Trixie, the nice girl who use to flirt with me as I waited for the bus, she was always at that same corner but oddly never waiting for the bus... I moved back in after I found that Trixie was really Tracy and had a pipe snake larger than my forearm. My days are filled with washing Momma's feet and filing her bunions, playing W.O.W. and amassing the largest anime comic book collection this side of Duluth. I've made living at home work, and if you are like me you can too!
about 1 year ago
How to Convince Your Boss to Give You Martin Luther King Day Off
You forgot the most important final coup de grâce, If all else fails, pull the always faithful 'white guilt' card from your bag of tricks by calling them a Racist! One caveat, only try this with WHITE bosses.
about 1 year ago
How to Choose a Cheese
My lovely French girlfriend use to make her own homemade soft cheese she called fromage vagin and then would giggle. Rather pungent with fishy/nutty after tones. A friend caught a wiff of my breath and said "Dude Fromage Vagin is bad stuff..." and offered an ingredient she might add next time, Vagisil!
about 1 year ago
How to Handle Someone Who Is Talking to Your Breasts
While working at Nippon Rocket Co. in the Grand Tetons region of the country, acting as the titular head of auxiliary Rocket Mound support systems, I noticed a comely coworker Miss Titly Bosom. During our chat and tit for tat flirtatious banter, I was drawn to her nice large round pair of perky...eyes. I immediately reached for and grabbed her slightly yielding and very soft Rack...of cotton bating used to insulate delicate fuel sensors. That being said I feel Partitularly offended by this titillating subject matter and that women think men really talk to breasts, and think of breasts, and dream of breasts and...
about 1 year ago
How to Fake a Clean House
That dude is really good at faking a clean house.
about 1 year ago
How to Talk Your Way Out of Anything
The other guy has large mammies.
about 1 year ago
How to Make Instant Ramen into a Gourmet Meal