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How To Make a Trip Wire Alarm

Damn Pizza Slices always trying to chat me up.
2 days ago

How To Escape a Choke Hold

Thanks Howcast for ruining my best female pickup techniques.
2 days ago

How To Make a Solar Charging Bag

If only all Howcast videos were this practical and informative. Thank you!
7 days ago

How To Get Rid Of Man Boobs

Please use the correct terminology. They are call MOOBS (Man +Boobs). Grow some cahones and say NO to MOOBS!
9 days ago

How To Make a French Baguette

After viewing hundreds of your howcasts bits of enlightenment, finally one that is wholly accurate with professional, complete information. Bravo P.S. an egg white wash brushed on top will give it a very nice glaze
15 days ago

How To Get the Most Halloween Candy

Lol Love scamming for a second round with a different costume.
21 days ago

How To Meet Women

I was told I should stuff a rolled up sock down my pants to get womens attention. Only after years of horrified looks and giggles did I learn I needed to put the sock down the FRONT of my pants. :(
26 days ago

How To Avoid the 6 Biggest Foreclosure Traps

You need a teleprompter (quieter than que card guy). I'm sure POTUS has an extra one laying around there near Michigan land he'd would loan you.
about 1 month ago

How To Talk To Your Cat

I definitely want want to buried with mummified mice.
about 1 month ago

How To Tell If a Guy Likes You

Generally when she says, "My regular rate is 100/ half hour, but for you I'll only charge $80 is a pretty good sign she likes you. :p
about 1 month ago

How To Make Yourself Irresistible To Girls

I attract women with a large rolled up sock in my pants, most women look horrified though. Then a friend suggested I place the sock down the FRONT of my pants instead...
2 months ago

How To Hold It in When You Have To Pee and There's No Bathroom

How do you hold in explosive diarrhea?
2 months ago

How To Tell Your Date You Have an STD

I usually tell a date right after she has gone down on me in the dark. "OMG what is that foul taste" I tell her 'oh don't worry honey it's just my pus oozing shankers' Like I always say, in for a penny in for a pound. 'Now Don't freak honey, "nowadays it's so common" at least that's what the howcast video says'
2 months ago

How To Stop Cutting Yourself

Old school remedy, frontal lobotomy. Simple, cost effective, works everytime.
2 months ago

How To Relieve Constipation Naturally

A red hot poker up the bum has a laxative effects. Oh wait sorry that's cauterizing effect. Kinda the opposite, my bad never mind.
3 months ago
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