humping a starfish? okaaaaaaaaaaaaay then
another tip: Driving a Scion is the ultimate insurance policy on your virginity
yay, NES. My first love
tap-dancing cats, gotta love it
what if the cabbie is a die hard Eagles fan?
love the Randy Savage shades
love the "beat pointers" in Step 4
it's all about the crooked bowtie
get a sex change
don't date douches like this guy
I usually just beat down the doorman
that was absolute comedy gold.
that chick was cute
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