All eyes are going to be on you, so wow the crowd—and your new hubby—with the hottest bod of your life.
So you want to wiggle out of your prom commitment. The key is to make your date think it was their idea.
Of all the important things in the world—peace, hunger, poverty—this is pretty much the most important. So listen closely.
Since it arrived in the 20th century, the automobile has provided an alternative place for sexual congress. The following are simple instructions for heterosexual, two-person sex in a car.
General Sex from ted_jessup
More power and better gas mileage are just two of the reasons you might want to learn how to drive a stick shift.
Cinco de Mayo is one of the world’s most enjoyable holidays. After all, what’s better than a valid excuse to eat Mexican food and drink Margaritas?
After dealing with a middle seat, a screaming baby, and a weather delay, you get to your destination—but your luggage doesn’t! It happens to 10,000 people every day, but that doesn’t have to be you.
Air Travel from vinzfeller
Shock occurs when there is an insufficient amount of blood flowing through the body. It’s often the result of a serious illness or injury, such as from a car accident. It’s a life-threatening condition—you’ll need to act fast.
So your creative accounting has finally caught up with you. Now you’re going to really have to use your noodle if you’re going to survive the audit.
Tax Returns from rachelrachel
Whether you call them the police, the Five-0, the Po-po, or something else entirely, be cool and follow these steps.
Criminal Law from Seaworthy
Giving your colleague’s office or cubicle a makeover is a nifty practical joke.
Office Pranks from Milkhouse
There’s one in every office – a worker who spends more time moaning about how much he has to do than actually doing it. Here’s a way to add to his load.
Office Pranks from Milkhouse
Wrapping the toilet seat is a great prank if you want to piss people off—literally.
Next time you’re stuck making someone’s bed, do the short sheet trick. It’s an oldie but a goodie.
Cow manure contains methane, a potent greenhouse gas. Farmers who collect and burn methane keep it out of the atmosphere while generating clean electricity.