How To Ask Out a Flight Attendant
- May 27, 2008
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Writer
Rosemarie_Lennon
Music
Jiri Janis
Voice Over Artist
Peter Coleman
Flight attendants get hit on all the time, so if you want your sincere interest to stand out, you’ll have to set yourself apart from the crowd.
You Will Need
- Charm
- Chivalry
- A business card
Step 1: Dress well
Dress in clean, neat business clothes. You’ll immediately distinguish yourself from the 90 percent of flyers who have dressed for comfort—you know, the ones whose gnarly toes are sticking out of their flip-flops.
Step 2: Wrangle a seat in First Class
If at all possible, sit in First or Business Class; deserved or not, it immediately gives you credibility.
A good way to sit in First Class without paying a fortune is to use your frequent-flyer miles for an upgrade.
Step 3: Flash a winning smile
Flash a winning smile at the target of your desire as you board and offer a sincere “Hello.” Flight attendants are used to being ignored when they welcome passengers, so this will make you stand out as someone with manners.
Hold eye contact for a second longer than normal; it’s been proven to unnerve people in a way that sexually excites them.
Step 4: Decline the champagne
Decline the champagne. Accepting a glass of bubbly upon boarding is for giddy novices.
Step 5: Be chivalrous
Look for an opportunity to show your chivalrous side. For example, you could jump up and help her as she struggles to hoist someone’s 200-pound carry-on into an overhead compartment.
Step 6: Be unfailingly polite
Be unfailingly polite throughout the flight—say “please” and “thank you” and don’t ring the bell unless you’re choking to death. The longer the flight goes on, the more she’ll be comparing you favorably to the regular pains-in-the-asses.
Read something that makes you look intelligent and successful, and that invites conversation—like a manual that suggests you are learning to fly your own plane.
Step 7: Ignore her
Aside from when you are offering a heartfelt “please” and “thank you,” ignore her. You don’t want to be lumped in with all the leering lotharios and their cheesy come-ons.
Step 8: Take out a business card
When the captain instructs the flight crew to take their seats for landing, take out a business card and jot down a note to the effect of, “Dear Sandy, I’d love to take you to [an expensive restaurant] for dinner one night.”
Step 9: Slip her the card
As she offers her “buh-bye,” thank her for a wonderful flight as you smile, make eye contact, and slip her your card.
Step 10: Save your money
Start saving your money; you’ll need it for that pricey dinner when she phones.
In a survey of professions that men find sexy, flight attendants came in third, after models and dancers.
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Comments (14)
I was a flight attendant for 6 years! that was hilarious!!!! It actually might work!!!
over 3 years ago by gapeach
lol awesome, dont need to do any of that fancy stuff, my looks does all the work.lol
over 3 years ago by johnnysamoa
Wow..juss too good. Had always been wondering a way to approach them. Eureka!!
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over 3 years ago by Pal_De
Well most flight attendants are very rude and obnoxious, you have to be really lucky to find a polite one.
over 3 years ago by rifle
Same thing can be said about passengers!
over 2 years ago by cfern
And most are old, fat and grumpy. Thanks to union rules. Unless you are travelling on overseas on foreign ";Air lines";. Oh boy ! remember those Malayan girls on Singapore or some other Asian Airlines. They can take your breath away.
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over 2 years ago by weer
It would suck to use your frequent flier miles to upgrade to first class than discover you're not interested in any of the flight attendants! I was a flight attendant for for 5 years, everything listed is good advice (except for reading a manual that suggests you're learning to fly your own plane, choose a different subject). But if there is one step you should *absolutely* do: write her the little note on the back of your business card and give it to her as you deplane. Just don't do anything annoying or stupid during the flight (for her to associate you with) and chances are good she'll give you a call during her next layover just to get a free meal and drinks.
about 1 year ago by Mike_McGowan
Funny! Can these flight attendants save me money on flights though? smile
about 1 year ago by mrbigrealty
I have try this!!
about 1 year ago by jimgreenleaf
Well, most BUSINESSMEN are very rude and obnoxious. You have to be really lucky to find a polite passenger.
over 3 years ago by deedee
how true, how true!
over 2 years ago by cfern
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