How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book

  • June 6, 2008
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You kept putting off reading the book—now the test is tomorrow and you haven’t even cracked the cover! Here’s how to pass anyway.

You Will Need

  • A study guide for the book
  • The actual unread book itself
  • An unethical nature
How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book: Search online

Step 1: Search online

Type the name of the book and “essays” into your search engine, and you’ll find tons of information about the plot, characters, and subtext. Don’t trust everything you read, but figure out what the consensus seems to be.

How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book: Get the study guide

Step 2: Get the study guide

Buy a study guide for the book at a bookstore. Not only will it give you a detailed plot synopsis, but it should go through the main points of each chapter and provide insights.

How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book: Log onto Amazon

Step 3: Log onto Amazon

Look up the book on Amazon.com and read people’s reviews and opinions on the book. It’s like being in a book club—without actually going anywhere, talking to anyone, or reading a book!

If you’re taking a multiple choice test and have no idea of the answer, go for either B or C—research shows these are the correct answer more often than A and D.

How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book: Read selectively

Step 4: Read selectively

Read the table of contents, the prologue, the first and last page of each chapter, and the last few pages. In ten minutes you’ll get the gist of the book.

How To Pass the Test When You Haven’t Read the Book: Find a movie

Step 5: Find a movie

See if the book was ever made into a movie. But be warned: Hollywood takes many liberties with literature—just because they all live happily ever after in the film doesn’t mean they do in the book.

Fewer than half of Americans over 18 read just for pleasure.

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Comments (13)

Puggiepug

Haha! He's always eating!

over 2 years ago by Puggiepug

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aacdeod

yes~ i like it,i like eating!

over 2 years ago by aacdeod

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heatheracasta9

lol it works!!!!

over 3 years ago by heatheracasta9

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mos3ad2006

LOL

over 3 years ago by mos3ad2006

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luckysod04

don't try looking up essays online. There's anti-plagerism software which is like a search engine for essays. they can know within seconds if you copied.

over 3 years ago by luckysod04

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Ahmad_Saifi

this guy is the funniest actor on this website! fuckin awsome.. made my day with good laughs

over 3 years ago by Ahmad_Saifi

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loa_mohd

yes it works

over 3 years ago by loa_mohd

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Roofenol

He eats a lot.... lol.

over 2 years ago by Roofenol

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Wayne_Paul_Simon

Good comedic value. :)

over 3 years ago by Wayne_Paul_Simon

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micheal

most of time i ask some to take the test for me! and it works

over 3 years ago by micheal

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mmcgowan

this guy has a lot of screentime

over 2 years ago by mmcgowan

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Chemical_Alkali_Aquaeous

B or C works!

over 2 years ago by Chemical_Alkali_Aquaeous

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