How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning

  • February 11, 2009
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Snooze bar addiction is no joke. Learn how to wean yourself off this destructive, ugly habit.

You Will Need

  • Determination
  • A loud alarm clock
  • Self-discipline
  • A rascally clock
  • A coffeemaker with timer
  • Breakfast treats
How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Let the sun shine

Step 1: Let the sun shine

Open your bedroom curtains when you turn in; the morning light will make it easier for you to wake up by telling your brain it’s time to get going.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Buy an alarm

Step 2: Buy an alarm

Buy the loudest, most shrill alarm clock you can find. If you have a clock radio, set it on maximum volume to a station you detest.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Move your alarm clock

Step 3: Move your alarm clock

Let’s face facts: as long as your alarm clock is within arm’s reach, you’re never going to be able to resist it, so move it somewhere that necessitates getting out of bed. See? You’re up!

Get a rascally clock with wheels that will scamper off your nightstand when the alarm goes off and hide in your room. You’ll scramble to silence the beast.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Turn on the TV

Step 4: Turn on the TV

As you’re dashing to turn off the damn alarm, snap on the TV. When you see all those perky newscasters who have been up for hours, you’ll realize you’re not going to die if you don’t go back to bed.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Try rational thought

Step 5: Try rational thought

When the alarm goes off, remind yourself that those 10-minute increments of shut-eye may feel good now, but sleep research shows that they make you feel more tired in the long run.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Set your coffeemaker

Step 6: Set your coffeemaker

Invest in a coffeemaker or espresso machine that can be timed to finish brewing just as your alarm clock goes off. Keep it in your room so the aroma entices you out of bed.

Another option: set the coffeemaker to begin brewing one minute after your alarm will go off—but don’t leave the pot beneath the basket. That way you’ll have to get up to avoid a soggy mess.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Have treats

Step 7: Have treats

Still having trouble? Allow yourself really decadent breakfast treats—chocolate chip muffins, buttery croissants, sticky cinnamon rolls—that make you look forward to getting out of bed.

How To Stop Hitting the Snooze Bar Every Morning: Lose the snooze

Step 8: Lose the snooze

If all else fails, get an alarm clock without a snooze button—knowing you, you’ll be too lazy to reset it for a lousy nine minutes of extra sleep.

The average person hits the snooze button three times before getting up.

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Comments (6)

HeatherMenicucci

Much-needed video ;) ... thanks!

over 2 years ago by HeatherMenicucci

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greyecho

The icon for Step 6 looks like a close-up of cock and balls.

over 2 years ago by greyecho

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Faye_Anzai

Lies! I hit the snooze button 14 times before getting up.

over 2 years ago by Faye_Anzai

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kincaid42

i set the alram clock around 5 hours before im sposed to get up, so i can hit the snooze like 20 times

over 2 years ago by kincaid42

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rainielle

snoozebar

over 2 years ago by rainielle

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Canakar360

I have a habit of hitting the button, but I'm working on it :)

over 2 years ago by Canakar360

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