How To Tell Your Boyfriend He’s a Bad Kisser

  • February 11, 2008
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You’ve found the one, but he’s a horrible kisser! Don’t let him live the lie any longer—you’ve got to let him know… nicely, of course.

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Step 1: Decide if he’s worth it

Decide if he’s worth it. If he’s not in the running for a long-term commitment, let another girl deal with the problem.

Step 2: Compliment him

Take a cue from journalists, who lob softballs at interview subjects before throwing them a curve. Start with a compliment about his technique—surely you can find something good about it—before moving on to the problem.

If you honestly can’t find anything positive to say about his kisses, tell him he has soft lips.

Step 3: Soften the blow

Here’s a linguistic trick. Don’t say, “You have such soft lips, but I wish you wouldn’t give such wet kisses.” He’ll forget the compliment. Instead, seductively coo, “You have such soft lips, and I’d love it if your kisses weren’t quite so wet.”

Step 4: Show him

Show him how you want to be kissed. It will be more fun, less humiliating, and infinitely more effective than asking him to stop lapping your face like a dog.

Step 5: Take some blame

Take some blame by saying “we” need to work on our kissing.

Step 6: Know when to say when

If you’ve told him nicely and shown him seductively and he’s still grossing you out, reconsider. Kissing poorly is bad enough, but being a bad listener—or just plain stupid—might mean he’s not the guy you thought he was!

As early as 1500 BC, Sanskrit texts from India depicted tongue kisses and their effects on young maidens.

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Comments (16)

djmno3

OMG I can't stop laughing. If someone came up to me and tried to kiss me like that i'd roll around laughing on the floor.

over 3 years ago by djmno3

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Ustabin

I know how to tell him! Stop putting out!

over 3 years ago by Ustabin

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kimmywong

good job =)

over 3 years ago by kimmywong

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nnssee12

hloo

over 2 years ago by nnssee12

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BScott

nice job.

over 3 years ago by BScott

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Ustabin

...forgot to say SHE'S REALLY CUTE.

over 3 years ago by Ustabin

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Wassil

Welldone

over 3 years ago by Wassil

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jimmy

he's not kissing her, he's slobbering on her like a dog...

over 3 years ago by jimmy

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9alexia

really fun AND informative!

over 3 years ago by 9alexia

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leobell

Lol that's a disturbing video I am going to ask my gf if my kisses are above board, although I know one thing I sure as hell don't kiss like this guy!

over 2 years ago by leobell

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Barask

I kiss my wife like that! Slob slob slob &;lt;3

about 1 year ago by Barask

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Crunchy

This is actually pretty funny and helpful. This may be the best I've seen. I saw this one guy doing the most terrible kiss ever on Digitalfuntown.com. The Sext Messaging video was hilarious. Check it out. http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

over 3 years ago by Crunchy

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Brucelee

Just tell your boyfriend to watch more Chinese movie```Their kiss would be gentle and seductive

over 2 years ago by Brucelee

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karenf6968

This IS my ex-boyfriend to a tee!

about 1 year ago by karenf6968

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Twillian

I just thought the acting was funny xD

over 2 years ago by Twillian

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