How To Tell Your Boyfriend He’s a Bad Kisser

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You’ve found the one, but he’s a horrible kisser! Don’t let him live the lie any longer—you’ve got to let him know… nicely, of course.
Added February 11, 2008

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Tact

Step 1.
Decide if he’s worth it

Decide if he’s worth it. If he’s not in the running for a long-term commitment, let another girl deal with the problem.
Step 2.
Compliment him

Take a cue from journalists, who lob softballs at interview subjects before throwing them a curve. Start with a compliment about his technique—surely you can find something good about it—before moving on to the problem.
If you honestly can’t find anything positive to say about his kisses, tell him he has soft lips.
Step 3.
Soften the blow

Here’s a linguistic trick. Don’t say, “You have such soft lips, but I wish you wouldn’t give such wet kisses.” He’ll forget the compliment. Instead, seductively coo, “You have such soft lips, and I’d love it if your kisses weren’t quite so wet.”
Step 4.
Show him

Show him how you want to be kissed. It will be more fun, less humiliating, and infinitely more effective than asking him to stop lapping your face like a dog.
Step 5.
Take some blame

Take some blame by saying “we” need to work on our kissing.
Step 6.
Know when to say when

If you’ve told him nicely and shown him seductively and he’s still grossing you out, reconsider. Kissing poorly is bad enough, but being a bad listener—or just plain stupid—might mean he’s not the guy you thought he was!
As early as 1500 BC, Sanskrit texts from India depicted tongue kisses and their effects on young maidens.

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nice job.

Reply about 1 year ago by BScott

I know how to tell him! Stop putting out!

Reply about 1 year ago by Ustabin

...forgot to say SHE'S REALLY CUTE.

Reply about 1 year ago by Ustabin

really fun AND informative!

Reply about 1 year ago by 9alexia

good job =)

Reply about 1 year ago by kimmywong

Welldone

Reply about 1 year ago by Wassil

he's not kissing her, he's slobbering on her like a dog...

Reply about 1 year ago by jimmy

OMG I can't stop laughing. If someone came up to me and tried to kiss me like that i'd roll around laughing on the floor.

Reply about 1 year ago by djmno3

This is actually pretty funny and helpful. This may be the best I've seen. I saw this one guy doing the most terrible kiss ever on Digitalfuntown.com. The Sext Messaging video was hilarious. Check it out. http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php

Reply about 1 year ago by Crunchy

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