How To Get Psyched

It’s the most basic reason for being psyched: you! You’re a pretty fantastic specimen of humanity, so inspire yourself by pondering the heights of your own awesomeness.

Find that perfect piece of high-energy tuneage — one that bypasses your brain and goes straight to your psyched gland. Always have it on hand so you can administer a sonic adrenaline shot any time you need it.

You’re starting to get psyched, now take it to the next level. Three words: Solo. Dance. Party.

Reduce your entire philosophy to a single recognizable phrase. Say it early and often, until it becomes a trigger that takes you straight to psyched-ville.

This one’s simple: get on a trampoline and jump. It’s an immutable law of nature — optimum bounciness leads to maximum fired up-ness.

Take a few tips from aromatherapy: Fragrances with strong notes of jasmine, cinnamon, or grapefruit are all known for their stimulating properties, leading you to additional levels of psycheditude.

Occasionally you might need to psych yourself up by looking to the awesomeness of others. Edit the “get-psyched” scenes from your favorite movies into a clip reel. Watch whenever you feel your level of psyched-ness dropping.

Psyched-ness is contagious. Get your friends stoked, and their pumpitude will return to you a thousand-fold.