How To Score on Valentine’s Day
- February 13, 2008
- 19,044 Views
Writer
Shannon Hunt
Voice-Over Artist
Peter Coleman
Music
Edison Music Corp
If you can’t score on Valentine’s Day, especially with these tips, maybe you should consider a cloistered life.
You Will Need
- Gifts
- Flattery
- A dinner reservation
- A bouquet of flowers
Step 1: Arrive bearing gifts
Arrive bearing gifts. Flowers, candy, and jewelry are no-brainers, but to practically guarantee success, add something that conveys a thoughtful commitment to the future—like a brochure from the romantic B&B you’re going to take her to next month.
Send flowers to her office; she’ll appreciate them twice as much if she gets to show them off to her coworkers. Choose a bouquet of flowers over a cheesy arrangement.
Step 2: Flatter her shamelessly
Flatter her shamelessly. She no doubt took pains to look nice, so be sure to notice if she’s wearing a new outfit or has done her hair differently.
Step 3: Ask her if she’s lost weight
Ask her if she’s lost weight. This makes every woman feel warm and fuzzy inside. Plus, a woman is more apt to get naked if she’s feeling good about her body.
Step 4: Spring for a good restaurant
Spring for a good restaurant; surveys show that women rate a restaurant meal as the number one way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, and a movie date as the worst.
Step 5: Time it early
Time the date early, so you’re done with dinner by 9:00. If the night is still young, she’ll be more receptive to stretching it out with a nightcap at her place or yours.
Step 6: Say goodnight
When things get amorous, pull away and say goodnight. She’ll be more likely to reel you back in if she thinks it’s her idea.
In the Middle Ages, people drew the name of their valentine from a bowl and then wore it on their sleeve for a week—hence the phrase, “wear your heart on your sleeve!”
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Comments (3)
lol
over 3 years ago by anthonyaybar
Woah. Finally I can score on Valentine's Day! Thanks Howcast!
over 3 years ago by norgon
love the whole Miami Vice theme
over 3 years ago by luckysod04
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