How To Score on Valentine’s Day

  • February 13, 2008
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If you can’t score on Valentine’s Day, especially with these tips, maybe you should consider a cloistered life.

You Will Need

  • Gifts
  • Flattery
  • A dinner reservation
  • A bouquet of flowers
How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Arrive bearing gifts

Step 1: Arrive bearing gifts

Arrive bearing gifts. Flowers, candy, and jewelry are no-brainers, but to practically guarantee success, add something that conveys a thoughtful commitment to the future—like a brochure from the romantic B&B you’re going to take her to next month.

Send flowers to her office; she’ll appreciate them twice as much if she gets to show them off to her coworkers. Choose a bouquet of flowers over a cheesy arrangement.

How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Flatter her shamelessly

Step 2: Flatter her shamelessly

Flatter her shamelessly. She no doubt took pains to look nice, so be sure to notice if she’s wearing a new outfit or has done her hair differently.

How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Ask her if she’s lost weight

Step 3: Ask her if she’s lost weight

Ask her if she’s lost weight. This makes every woman feel warm and fuzzy inside. Plus, a woman is more apt to get naked if she’s feeling good about her body.

How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Spring for a good restaurant

Step 4: Spring for a good restaurant

Spring for a good restaurant; surveys show that women rate a restaurant meal as the number one way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, and a movie date as the worst.

How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Time it early

Step 5: Time it early

Time the date early, so you’re done with dinner by 9:00. If the night is still young, she’ll be more receptive to stretching it out with a nightcap at her place or yours.

How To Score on Valentine’s Day: Say goodnight

Step 6: Say goodnight

When things get amorous, pull away and say goodnight. She’ll be more likely to reel you back in if she thinks it’s her idea.

In the Middle Ages, people drew the name of their valentine from a bowl and then wore it on their sleeve for a week—hence the phrase, “wear your heart on your sleeve!”

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anthonyaybar

lol

over 3 years ago by anthonyaybar

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norgon

Woah. Finally I can score on Valentine's Day! Thanks Howcast!

over 3 years ago by norgon

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luckysod04

love the whole Miami Vice theme

over 3 years ago by luckysod04

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