How to Write a Love Letter

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You will need

  • High-quality paper stock
  • A good pen
  • Your signature scent
  • A calligrapher
  • Wax

Step 1 Consider presentation Pick out nice, heavy-stock stationery and a pricey pen. An old-fashioned fountain pen is a classy touch.

Step 2 Set the mood Put on music that moves you, and perhaps place a photo of your love in front of you for inspiration.

Step 3 Begin lovingly Start with a loving salutation—use a pet name or term of endearment.

Step 4 Make your declaration Declare why you love this person, listing as many reasons as you can.

Step 5 Close devotedly Close your letter with another sentiment of devotion, like ‘Forever yours.’

Step 6 Check spelling Check your spelling. Your missive will quickly change from a turn-on to a turn-off if you write that your lover is ‘eggskwisit’ in all ways.

Step 7 Add a final flourish Add a final romantic flourish by sealing the letter the old-fashioned way—with melted wax—and lightly spraying on your signature scent, if you have one. Now await your love’s reply!