How To Lie and Get Away With It
- February 15, 2008
- 53,423 Views
Voice-Over Artist
Taige Jensen
Music
Edison Music Corp
Writer
ShannonH
Hey, everyone does it now and again—and you will too. So you might as well do it right.
You Will Need
- The need or will to lie
- Someone to lie to
- A cool demeanor
- Pen and paper
Step 1: Prep your story
Get your story straight! Figure out exactly what you’re going to say. Prepare answers for any potential questions.
Writing down your lie will help you remember it once the time comes to actually do the deed.
Step 2: Envision the lie
Envision your lie actually happening. That way, you won’t be making things up as you go along; you’ll be remembering the event as if it actually occurred.
Step 3: Keep eye contact
Maintain eye contact. Liars unconsciously avoid it, which makes people suspect something is wrong.
Don’t smile too much! Liars tend to smile inappropriately.
Step 4: Relax
Relax. Fidgeting and sweating is a dead giveaway.
Step 5: Control your hands
Be aware of your hands. Most importantly, keep them away from your face. Research shows liars touch their nose or mouth unconsciously as they fib.
Step 6: Act indifferent
Don’t get defensive. Keep a steady tone of voice and don’t protest too much. Act like you don’t care if the person believes you or not.
Now fly away free and clear, like the liar bird you are.
A University of Massachusetts study found women lie to make others feel better, while men lie to make themselves look better.
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Comments (10)
Hey, why are you informing the world how to tell if someone is lying or to get out of lying? I don't want people to know that I'm lying!
over 3 years ago by Ustabin
Very instructive. I guess I'll be able to lie to anyone who hasn't read this guide.
over 3 years ago by BScott
I agree, you do not need to teach someone how to lie, liars like us need to stick togather, and most of us know that from exp. thats not right teaching a non-liar how to lie, hmp... idiot
over 3 years ago by PopPop
lol.. funny ...
over 3 years ago by Crash
interesting...
over 3 years ago by BScott
this would be a counteraction
12 months ago by mikeandjay
Nice..But I DOn't Lie THis Much But I Always Get Away With It Even With THe law ;)
over 2 years ago by athena06
so funny
about 1 year ago by jacksue
you forgot another point I think.
Not to blink eyes.
Most people blink fast while lying
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2 months ago by lllzzz08
Liars never prosper!! one lie leads to another and another and another.... Remember ...Thou Shalt Not Lie!
over 2 years ago by Caroline_Martin
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