How to Have Great Phone Sex

With this advice, phone sex can be the best sex of your life.

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Spice up your love life -- and learn how to handle any sexual situation that may arise -- with the advice in these Howcast videos. You'll learn how to perform a striptease, get rid of a one-night stand, have sex in the office and not get caught, spring clean your sex life, have hotter sex, talk her into having sex with you, undo a bra with one hand, have stronger erections, talk dirty, improve sexual foreplay, and much, much more.

 
 

You Will Need

  • Cheat sheet
  • Deep breathing
  • Descriptiveness
  • Sound effects
  • "Sext" message
  • Racy photo

Steps

  1. Step 1

    Jot down some notes

    If you’re not used to talking dirty, jot down some notes so you’ll never be at a loss for words.

  2. Step 2

    Calm yourself

    Spend a few minutes taking deep breaths before dialing so you’ll sound relaxed and confident.

  3. Consider starting things off by sending a "sext" message and R-rated photo of yourself.

  4. Sending racy photos can entail serious risk; only share them with someone you trust completely.

  5. Step 3

    Describe yourself

    If you’re wooing a man, paint an alluring picture of what you’re wearing or not wearing, even if the truth is you’re in sweatpants, because guys respond to visual imagery. If you’re dirty dialing a woman, emphasize how much you are craving her body and what precisely you’d like to be doing to her at that very moment.

  6. Speak slowly, emphasizing the last letter of each word.

  7. Step 4

    Become graphic

    Become progressively graphic, ending by using the crudest words for body parts that you can think of. Say things you’d be too shy to utter face to face.

  8. Step 5

    Be specific

    Be as specific as you can. Don’t say, "I’m so hot for you." Describe the physical manifestations of your lust.

  9. Step 6

    Make it personal

    Refer to your partner’s unique physical attributes and erotic preferences so the dirty talk doesn’t sound generic.

  10. Step 7

    Make it mutual

    Listen to your partner and adapt your talk to theirs. It should be a mutual conversation, not two separate monologues.

  11. Step 8

    Get off … the phone

    After you’ve both (hopefully) climaxed, end the call. The postcoital glow of phone sex is best enjoyed alone.

  12. Step 9

    Get physical

    Add sound effects. Let the person hear what you are doing to your body in response to their suggestions and commands. Keep up the grunts, moans and groans. You don’t want the person on the other end to wonder if they’re panting into a dropped call.

  13. Eleven percent of surveyed cell phone users admitted they’ve sent a text message while engaged in "intimate behavior." z

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