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How to Have Great Phone Sex

With this advice, phone sex can be the best sex of your life.

You will need

  • Cheat sheet
  • Deep breathing
  • Descriptiveness
  • Sound effects
  • "Sext" message
  • Racy photo

Step 1 Jot down some notes If you’re not used to talking dirty, jot down some notes so you’ll never be at a loss for words.

Step 2 Calm yourself Spend a few minutes taking deep breaths before dialing so you’ll sound relaxed and confident.

Step 3 Describe yourself If you’re wooing a man, paint an alluring picture of what you’re wearing or not wearing, even if the truth is you’re in sweatpants, because guys respond to visual imagery. If you’re dirty dialing a woman, emphasize how much you are craving her body and what precisely you’d like to be doing to her at that very moment.

Step 4 Become graphic Become progressively graphic, ending by using the crudest words for body parts that you can think of. Say things you’d be too shy to utter face to face.

Step 5 Be specific Be as specific as you can. Don’t say, “I’m so hot for you.” Describe the physical manifestations of your lust.

Step 6 Make it personal Refer to your partner’s unique physical attributes and erotic preferences so the dirty talk doesn’t sound generic.

Step 7 Make it mutual Listen to your partner and adapt your talk to theirs. It should be a mutual conversation, not two separate monologues.

Step 8 Get off … the phone After you’ve both (hopefully) climaxed, end the call. The postcoital glow of phone sex is best enjoyed alone.

Step 9 Get physical Add sound effects. Let the person hear what you are doing to your body in response to their suggestions and commands. Keep up the grunts, moans and groans. You don’t want the person on the other end to wonder if they’re panting into a dropped call.

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