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Mixed martial arts fighting is very dangerous, and can result in death or disabling injuries. Make sure to have sufficient training and guidance before you fight.
Step 1.
Study martial arts
Become an expert at boxing, Brazilian jujitsu, wrestling, and Muay Thai kickboxing. These are the four fighting techniques primarily used by ultimate fighters, though some may incorporate even more.
Step 2.
Spend time in the gym
Train, train, train. Most ultimate fighters need to train a minimum of three hours a day five to six days a week. Professional fighters train up to seven hours a day doing weights, cardio, sparring, and more.
Cardio is the most important component of ultimate fighting training. If a fighter doesn’t have endurance, they can’t win a fight.
Step 3.
Know the rules
Know the rules before you begin to fight, especially what moves are illegal. While this may vary depending on where you fight, some moves are universally banned like biting, groin attacks, eye-gouging, hair-pulling, fish-hooking, and small joint manipulation.
While you may think this takes some fun out of ultimate fighting, it actually makes it more fun. After all, killing someone or being killed can really shorten your career.
Step 4.
Train some more
Train, train, train some more.
Step 5.
Find a fighting buddy
Find an ultimate fighting buddy—somebody around your size with whom you can spar and who is as obsessed with mixed martial arts as you are.
Step 6.
Watch your diet
Watch your diet, since you’ll need to become a lean, mean fighting machine. Donuts and Dr. Pepper are not the standard breakfast of an ultimate fighter. Have a sports nutritionist outline a healthy diet tailored to your needs.
Avoid dangerous performance-enhancing drugs, like steroids. You’ll pay in the long run.
Step 7.
Join an organization
Join a reputable mixed martial arts organization, and start to practice your skills fighting other people at your level.
Embrace your failures. When you lose a match, don’t lose the lesson. Each match is a class in itself. Lose, learn, and grow.
Step 8.
Find outside opponents
Once you’ve won some matches, find some people to fight outside your gym, either amateurs or professionals. This will challenge your skill and keep you from getting stale from fighting the same old people.
Step 9.
Get discovered
If you’re good enough in these outside fights, and prove to be an exciting fighter, a manager or promoter might notice you and invite you to compete in a sanctioned event. Then maybe—just maybe—you’ll get to fight on the highest levels of ultimate fighting. One thing’s for sure, Big Eddie in accounting isn’t going to give you any more trouble.
At one time, 36 states banned “no-holds-barred” ultimate fighting competitions.
the beginning is pretty dumb but funny. but mostly it is very truthful. and the fact at the end should have be followed by a quotes of John Mccain's on the sport of MMA. who likes boxing but boxing is much worse based on their use of padded gloves which let fighters hit hard and more of them to the head and body. plus once ur knocked down in MMA that usually ends the fight if it is see as a KO or TKO. Where as McCain fav sport of boxing u get up again and again to take more beatings.
Honestly, this is NOT martial arts, nor should it be confused with martial arts. MMA is actually a Sport Art, denoted by the rules, awards, and general hoopla that comes with all other sports. Martial Arts are the arts of war and combat. There are no rules. There are considerations of "gentlemen’s rules", but these are more like guidelines of considerations than actual rules.
Personally, I find MMA to be a cold-sore on the prestige that is true martial arts.
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