How To Pick a Wedgie in Public

  • May 27, 2009
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Discomfort. Embarrassment. The wedgie. Get rid of the problem with these simple tips.

You Will Need

  • A wall or large object to back up against
  • A distraction
  • A chair
How To Pick a Wedgie in Public: Find a wall

Step 1: Find a wall

Look for a wall or other large object that you can back up against to get rid of your wedgie. Slowly make your way in that direction without drawing attention to yourself.

How To Pick a Wedgie in Public: Find a distraction

Step 2: Find a distraction

Wait for everyone around you to focus their attention elsewhere, or create your own distraction.

How To Pick a Wedgie in Public: Squat

Step 3: Squat

Spread your legs about two feet apart and squat down as inconspicuously as possible.

Don’t go too far: Oversquatting can create an even bigger wedgie.

How To Pick a Wedgie in Public: Tug

Step 4: Tug

If the squat proved unsuccessful, take advantage of your out-of-the-way position to give your backside a good tug.

How To Pick a Wedgie in Public: Find a chair

Step 5: Find a chair

As a last resort, find a chair, and slowly slide across the seat as you sit down. Ahhhh…doesn’t that feel better?

An “atomic wedgie” is a wedgie created by someone else, usually as an act of bullying.

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Comments (5)

HeatherM

Awesome!

over 2 years ago by HeatherM

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miriamsugga

Nice video. Will do more often!

over 2 years ago by miriamsugga

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Phoebe_Yeung

It works!!!

about 1 year ago by Phoebe_Yeung

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about 1 year ago by ActonHerbert

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ablang

This video is dumb. I thought wedgies only happened to women that wear panties that ";go between their butt cheeks";?

about 1 year ago by ablang

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