How To Make a Virgo Fall in Love With You
- July 17, 2008
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Writer
Rosemarie_Lennon
Music
The Way It Is
Voice Over Artist
Marci Fine
Actor
Austin Rodrigues
Actor
Meg DeFrancesco
When it comes to looking for love with a Virgo, slobs and slackers need not apply.
You Will Need
- A dignified demeanor
- An interest in the arts
- Sensible spending habits
Step 1: Make the first move
Make the first move with a Virgo; they are not the type to chase romance, believing it to be undignified.
Step 2: Plan a highbrow date
Plan a highbrow date, like a night at the opera or a visit to a museum. Virgos are very much into the arts.
You might want to peruse an Emily Post book before your date; Virgos put a great deal of stock in manners.
Step 3: Suggest a quiet evening at home
Suggest a quiet evening at home – Virgos are not into loud, noisy gatherings. Just make sure your home is meticulously clean.
Step 4: Show your frugal side
Show your frugal side by boasting about your healthy 401(k), or by suggesting that an appetizer is plenty big enough for a meal, thank you very much. Virgos are practical creatures who will not waste their time romancing a spendthrift.
Step 5: Don’t rush sex
Don’t rush sex with a Virgo; they are much too cerebral to let their emotions lead them into bed until a relationship has been well established.
Step 6: Keep up appearances
Take pains to look neat and clean at all times. Virgos will be turned off by a partner who feels compelled to let themselves go. The effort will be worth it. When Virgos commit, they are faithful, reliable spouses.
Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, and the late Mother Teresa are all Virgos.
And the guy who made the mouth sounds in Police Academy.
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Comments (6)
Well done and funny
over 3 years ago by Richien
I'm a virgo and most of this was true for me. Except for the opera part. I like hard rock and metal. I don't like a slop but I don't expect meticulously clean either.
over 3 years ago by GiaMarie
Ahaha this was pretty much my friend to a tee! Except the interest in the arts.
over 2 years ago by Erin_Eskens
I'm a Virgo too, and even I know this clip is not to be taken seriously, eventhough there were a few truths to the clip. What botherd me the most thou, was that spot on the girls top, while she was showing him her flat, lol
about 1 year ago by Janine_Christians
Very funny, and I am a virgo and am not a fan of arts :) I am a computer programmer who loves sci-fi, mmorpg's, and reading books..and my cat
over 2 years ago by crosenblum
if anyone follows this advice of this video they are retarded. As a virgo myself i dont care about the opera.museums. I enjoy hard rock and metal concerts so thats is much better than a quet night at home and if ur place aint spotless it dont matter u just cant be a total slob. as humans we all like sex so if u want feel free to show u want it. u aint got to be clean all the time.
over 3 years ago by Mike_Stang
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