How to Make a Virgo Fall in Love with You
When it comes to looking for love with a Virgo, slobs and slackers need not apply.
You will need
- A dignified demeanor
- An interest in the arts
- Sensible spending habits
Step 1 Make the first move Make the first move with a Virgo; they are not the type to chase romance, believing it to be undignified.
Step 2 Plan a highbrow date Plan a highbrow date, like a night at the opera or a visit to a museum. Virgos are very much into the arts.
You might want to peruse an Emily Post book before your date; Virgos put a great deal of stock in manners.
Step 3 Suggest a quiet evening at home Suggest a quiet evening at home – Virgos are not into loud, noisy gatherings. Just make sure your home is meticulously clean.
Step 4 Show your frugal side Show your frugal side by boasting about your healthy 401(k), or by suggesting that an appetizer is plenty big enough for a meal, thank you very much. Virgos are practical creatures who will not waste their time romancing a spendthrift.
Step 5 Don’t rush sex Don’t rush sex with a Virgo; they are much too cerebral to let their emotions lead them into bed until a relationship has been well established.
Step 6 Keep up appearances Take pains to look neat and clean at all times. Virgos will be turned off by a partner who feels compelled to let themselves go. The effort will be worth it. When Virgos commit, they are faithful, reliable spouses.
Richard Gere, Michael Jackson, and the late Mother Teresa are all Virgos.
And the guy who made the mouth sounds in Police Academy.