217115 526 Holidays & Celebrations Christmas true Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:29:05 -0800 DIY, Instructional, tutorial, Do It Yourself, Tips, Essential Skills, Learn to, holidays, celebrations, christmas, xmas, carol, caroling, get, rid, run, off, avoid, carolers How To Run Off Carolers http://www.howcast.com/videos/217115-How-To-Run-Off-Carolers http://www.howcast.com/videos/217115-How-To-Run-Off-Carolers/edit approved 1 BScott http://img.howcast.com/images/icons/howto-xxlarge.png 72 81158 8043 0 Step Make your place unwelcoming Make your property as unwelcoming as possible. Consider putting a junked car on the lawn alongside a stained mattress (think of them as your special holiday decorations). If you’re lucky enough to have snow, don’t shovel the walkway.

]]> 81159 8044 0 Tip A rubber rat on top of an overflowing garbage can is a nice touch. No one will get close enough to see it’s fake.

]]> 81160 8045 0 Step Hang quarantine sign Place this sign on your door: “Premises under quarantine due to Flesh Eating Virus, which is HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. If you can read this message, you are already at risk.”

]]> 81161 8046 0 Step Make noises If they are undaunted by your sign, make loud noises that suggest various “unnatural” acts and/or horrific bodily functions. Perhaps this will dampen their holiday spirits.

]]> 81162 8047 0 Step Display Santa hatred Display a large poster of Santa Claus with a black slash through it, or hang a dartboard with a photo of good ole St. Nick with several strategically placed darts.

]]> 81163 8048 0 Step Blast rap music Counter their jolly “ho, ho, ho’s” with some ho’s of your own—the kind referred to in many rap lyrics. Play at top volume.

]]> 81164 8049 0 Step Ask for money Today it is a common practice for carolers to combine caroling with charity fundraising. Turn the tables and solicit donations for your own worthy cause—like a much-needed trip to Hawaii.

]]> 81165 8050 0 Fact An Austrian union representing 100,000 retail workers said in 2003 that the incessant playing of Christmas carols was tantamount to "psychological terror.”

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