How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese
- August 7, 2008
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Trash talking is practically the Chinese national sport — even though Olympic officials want their citizens to clean up their act. Learn to beat them at their own game, in their own language.
You Will Need
- Language skills
- A good memory
Step 1: Beg to differ
Express your outrage at an umpire’s call by yelling “What bull!”—“Goushi.”
Step 2: Call someone an ass
Call someone an ass with a vehement “Pigu!” The fact that it’s so close to the English word “pig” is a bonus.
Step 3: Call them an 'effing asshole
Who doesn’t love to call the opponent an “effing asshole?” In Chinese, that’s “Tamade hundan!”
Step 4: Send them to hell
Tell their fans to go to hell: “Ni qu si!”
Step 5: Pull a "Yo Momma"
Pull a “yo mamma” on them by saying, “Cao ni da ye.” The literal translation is “Screw your old uncle,” but for reasons known only to the Chinese, that is just as bad as insulting someone’s dear mother.
Kick it up a notch with “Cao ni zu zong shi ba dai”—“screw your ancestors of 18 generations!”
Step 6: Call them a girl
Insult male athletes by asking “Ni shi nu ren hai shi nan ren?” which means, “Are you a girl or a man?”
Step 7: Call them a "loser"
Hope that by the end of the competition you can taunt them with “Loser!”—“Wunang fei!”
The most profane insult you can hurl at a Chinese person translates to “you are the son of a turtle egg.”
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Comments (13)
These are obscene words not to be used on anybody!
over 3 years ago by howtofilm
Love his expressions!
over 3 years ago by Rosemarie_Lennon
this is hilarious.
i am using these on my chinese friends
over 3 years ago by allisoninwonderland
this is a cool vid I want to download it
over 2 years ago by vanessafrias
Yeah! Breaking ethnic boundaries one insult at a time.
over 3 years ago by oneleiner
I recommend a Free Learn Chinese Website:http://www.mandarintube.com.
It is an intersting website.
over 2 years ago by Carol_Zhou
XD
funny!
over 3 years ago by tegannie
Some of them is hard to learn like the really long ones.
over 2 years ago by MetallicHamsters
It's wrong to insult people, but I laughed my head off after watching this!
over 2 years ago by Joy_Hsu
Although I'm Chinese, I still find this video funny.
over 2 years ago by jktpang
I thought that these words are not practical.should use like that ";you mei you gao cuo(有没有搞错)";.it means ";IS THAT REALLY?!!!!!!";
about 1 year ago by Karryking
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about 1 year ago by shiny412
汗……他根本就没机会这样骂……骂得越多越折寿……RP是靠积累的，小心以后遭天报应~~~诶~~
现在不小心，以后会死得很惨的
about 1 year ago by flzxsqc
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