How To Be "Productively Unproductive"

Assess yourself. If your considering becoming “productively unproductive”, assess situations that confront you every day. Is homework more than one hour a day? Are your parents constantly demanding you to do boring things like bathing? If the answers to most are yes, its time to switch.

Ignore demands. Once your done assessing yourself, its time to become productively unproductive! Start to ignore demands given by friends, parents, siblings, and others. Eventually, the requests will start to diminish, as everyone will know that you’re EXTREMELY INCOMPETENT AND IRRESPONSIBLE.

Play the What’s Better game. If you’ve got a ton of work and become stressed, play what’s called the What’s Better game. For example, what’s better in this situation? Tons of schoolwork to finish, turn in, and organize, OR a good hearty bowl of chips? Yeah, it does sound better

Observe others.If you don’t feel like going to school or going places, observe others at school or around public areas. If you notice someone is sick, you run as fast as you can to the person who has the sickness and you INHALE THEIR FACES OR TISSUES! Do anything possible to become sick and at home with the flu. Just remember: sometimes, the sick can attack.

Cheat away! When you absolutely HAVE to do work, do it the right way. Technology is here for a reason! Just get the s