How To Not Look Like a Tourist

If you plan to visit houses of worship, determine what is acceptable attire. Some may require that women wear dresses or that your head be covered. Complying is often not only a sign of respect—but your only way in.

Learn a few key phrases in the local language. Many tourists never bother to learn even the basics, so this will endear you to the natives and distance you from the tourists.

Don’t pack a tracksuit unless you’re planning to jog. Nothing says ”Tacky American” like a velour running suit, which in some countries is like wearing your pajamas. And leave your, “I’m with Stupid ” t-shirt behind, too.

Make photocopies of selected pages from guidebooks so you don’t have to lug the entire book around.

Speak at a soft but audible volume. Don’t fall prey to that bad American habit of speaking TOO LOUD in public places. Nothing betrays you faster than shouting, “HEY, MABEL, ARE WE USING PESOS OR LIRE TODAY?”

Don’t pantomime any body function requiring a restroom. In most parts of the world, “toilet,” or a slight variant, is clearly understood and will resolve your need nicely.