How To Date a Celebrity

  • September 27, 2009
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Building a relationship with a star is a lot different than dating a mere mortal. These dos and don’ts will help.

You Will Need

  • Composure
  • Discretion
  • Unavailability
  • Modesty
How To Date a Celebrity: Be unimpressed

Step 1: Be unimpressed

Be polite when you meet them, but don’t act impressed. In fact, pretend to have only the vaguest idea of what they do for a living. You’ll stand out among the slobbering, quivering masses.

How To Date a Celebrity: Suggest somewhere discreet

Step 2: Suggest somewhere discreet

If you’re in charge of the date, or they ask what you’d like to do, don’t squeal, “I’ve always wanted to go to The Ivy!” Suggest a modest, low-key place far from tabloid photographers.

How To Date a Celebrity: Keep it to yourself

Step 3: Keep it to yourself

Keep the news of your budding romance quiet so your dalliance doesn’t get leaked to the press, making you look like a publicity whore.

If and when the press does catch wind of your affair, do not utter so much as a “no comment” to reporters.

How To Date a Celebrity: Be elusive

Step 4: Be elusive

Don’t be too quick to become exclusive with your idol. Let them know they are lucky to be dating you.

How To Date a Celebrity: Don't use their connections

Step 5: Don't use their connections

Resist the temptation to exploit opportunities that come your way solely because you’re dating them. They’ll likely take a dim view of you riding their coattails.

How To Date a Celebrity: Stay in the background

Step 6: Stay in the background

Stay in the background, literally. If you’re not in their shadow, you’re blocking their sun. And celebrities don’t like that one bit.

Jessica Alba is the movie star men would most like to date and marry, according to one poll. Women would most like to date Orlando Bloom but marry Denzel Washington.

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beavertalk

great video! Being unimpressed works very well as long as they get some attention from you. Many of them come with big egos... xoxo the beavers

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natanz

Nice vid... step 1 is ";be unimpressed";, step 2 is ";suggest somewhere discrete"; but the steps between this seem the most important to me!

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