How To Kiss Like Angelina Jolie
- April 1, 2008
- 1,108,930 Views
Voice Over Artist
Liv Rooth
Music (ambient opening)
Matt Wiggers
Music (jazz in middle)
Sung-tae Kim
Music (house beat track)
Andy Gabrys
Writer
Rosemarie_Lennon
A look at the technique that launched a thousand broken relationships.
You Will Need
- Full, pillowy lips
- No sense of boundaries
Step 1: Get collagen
Get collagen lip injections—unless bee-stung lips come naturally to you.
Collagen too pricey? Buy one of the many lip plumpers available at the cosmetic counter.
Step 2: Find an inappropriate partner
Find an inappropriate partner—someone’s husband, your brother, or, if you’re supposedly heterosexual, a woman.
Step 3: Hang on
Hang on to your partner in a proprietary way during the kiss, as a warning to other women.
Step 4: Keep lips closed
Keep your lips closed, unless you’re in a serious relationship—you know, like one that involves wearing your partner’s blood in a vial around your neck. In that case, go for tongue.
Step 5: Flash a sexy smile
When the kiss ends, flash your lover a sexy smile that promises better things to come.
Angelina Jolie has been quoted as saying that Brad Pitt is “a great kisser.”
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Comments (53)
and if you are watching this video while in school, you want to check out the How o Hide an Unwanted Erection video next...
over 3 years ago by djh
wonderful~
over 2 years ago by agoen
هاي انا انور ممكن نقيم علاقة صداقة معك
about 1 year ago by Anwergia_Budea
hiiiiiiiiiii am mahi
4 months ago by Mahi_Gill
Funny..
over 2 years ago by FunniBaby
sign me up for a practice session with those two
over 3 years ago by jimmy
haha great video, this actually is pretty good. i've been researching this a lot because i don't think i'm the best kisser and I actually just got an ebook from http://bit.ly/5MCsTS that is called ";Kissing 101"; that is supposed to help beginners and intermediate kissers know how to have confidence, what to say in certain situations, what the mouth is actually like, etc.. anyway i just got it so can't review it yet but wanted to let you guys know :)
over 2 years ago by neoner
i love this
over 2 years ago by supergirl
OMG i love this video i wish i could do that with my BFF ps im a girl!!!!!!!! *kiss*!
over 2 years ago by 1234512345
that sounds hot
11 months ago by Ian_Gordziej
Lol find an inapropriate partner, WTF YOUR BROTHER OR SISTER??? LOL
over 2 years ago by iTzAndy
Are you a redneck?
over 2 years ago by kpfingaz
that was hot and sexy
over 2 years ago by paulister
Woo Hoo! at 0:44
over 3 years ago by WillyDavidK
siantar
over 2 years ago by Soewin_Andyra_Soewin_Andyra
it seems they only made this as a way to get lesbians kissing on howcast.
over 3 years ago by sarge657
amzing stuff....lovely....
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5 days ago by bheki
so ....
over 2 years ago by SUNNING801
I just think it's funny people need instructions to do any kind of kissing...lame...and the only reason I clicked on this was because I saw two girls kissing lol - and I";M a girl! and not even a lesbian! ha
Video should be ";How to kiss like a lesbian with no committment";
over 2 years ago by MissLBell425
Brilliant over 400000 pls watched hats off to the producer
over 2 years ago by chandiwicks
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