How to Kiss like Angelina Jolie
A look at the technique that launched a thousand broken relationships.
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Learn how to kiss with the kissing tips and techniques demonstrated in these Howcast videos.
You Will Need
- Full
- pillowy lips
- No sense of boundaries
Steps
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Step 1
Get collagen
Get collagen lip injections—unless bee-stung lips come naturally to you.
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Collagen too pricey? Buy one of the many lip plumpers available at the cosmetic counter.
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Step 2
Find an inappropriate partner
Find an inappropriate partner—someone’s husband, your brother, or, if you’re supposedly heterosexual, a woman.
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Step 3
Hang on
Hang on to your partner in a proprietary way during the kiss, as a warning to other women.
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Step 4
Keep lips closed
Keep your lips closed, unless you’re in a serious relationship—you know, like one that involves wearing your partner’s blood in a vial around your neck. In that case, go for tongue.
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Step 5
Flash a sexy smile
When the kiss ends, flash your lover a sexy smile that promises better things to come.
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Angelina Jolie has been quoted as saying that Brad Pitt is 'a great kisser.'
