How to Kiss like Angelina Jolie

A look at the technique that launched a thousand broken relationships.

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Not sure your kissing is up to snuff? Learn how to be a good kisser with these Howcast videos, which teach you how to French kiss; how to kiss creatively; how to kiss with passion; how to kiss with confidence; how to kiss without smearing your lipstick; and much more. There's even a video on how to tell your boyfriend he's a bad kisser.

You Will Need

  • Full
  • pillowy lips
  • No sense of boundaries

Steps

  1. Step 1

    Get collagen

    Get collagen lip injections—unless bee-stung lips come naturally to you.

  2. Collagen too pricey? Buy one of the many lip plumpers available at the cosmetic counter.

  3. Step 2

    Find an inappropriate partner

    Find an inappropriate partner—someone’s husband, your brother, or, if you’re supposedly heterosexual, a woman.

  4. Step 3

    Hang on

    Hang on to your partner in a proprietary way during the kiss, as a warning to other women.

  5. Step 4

    Keep lips closed

    Keep your lips closed, unless you’re in a serious relationship—you know, like one that involves wearing your partner’s blood in a vial around your neck. In that case, go for tongue.

  6. Step 5

    Flash a sexy smile

    When the kiss ends, flash your lover a sexy smile that promises better things to come.

  7. Angelina Jolie has been quoted as saying that Brad Pitt is 'a great kisser.'

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