How To Use Your Cell Phone As a Wingman
- October 7, 2008
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Writer
Rachel_Korowitz
Director
Seaworthy
Actor
AndrewKimler
Actor
Rachel Oyama
It’s happy hour, but your buddy’s hanging out with his new lady. Need someone to help you seal the deal? Look no further than your cell phone for a replacement wingman.
You Will Need
- Confidence
- A cell phone
- A bar stocked with lovely ladies
- A puppy
Step 1: Give yourself a once-over
Before you go over and talk to that gorgeous girl, give yourself a quick once-over. Use the reflective surface of your phone to confirm you’re looking your best.
Step 2: Let your pictures do the talking
Stock your phone with endearing photos. When you see that hot girl, hang out near her and casually browse through your gallery.
To avoid looking too obvious, make your cutest picture your phone’s screensaver and leave it open on the bar. Occupy yourself with something else… and act sheepish when she notices.
Step 3: Ask for help
You’ve got this great new phone, but you’re not sure if it’s been fully activated. Could the beautiful woman next to you do you a favor and call you to see if it’s working? Her generous help gives you a simple icebreaker… and her digits.
Step 4: Watch TV
Tune into a chick flick, and practice the following phrase: “I know I’ve seen this a hundred times, but I always choke up at this part.”
Step 5: Make your puppy an accomplice
If your phone has a remote home monitor, have it set up to record your adorable new puppy and turn him into an accomplice.
Point the cameras away from unwashed laundry and dirty dishes.
Step 6: Solicit advice
Have a buddy text you with a relationship problem. Share your pal’s urgent predicament with that hottie at the bar, and ask her what you should text back.
Step 7: Keep the party moving
You did it! She’s totally into you and ready to hit the next spot, except… you’re not so sure how to get there. Use GPS to lead the way, and then you can devote all of your attention to your new partner in crime — without getting lost.
In military aviation, a wingman is someone who flies behind and to the side of the lead plane in a formation.
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Comments (20)
propose, lol
over 3 years ago by luckysod04
Wow this is great.
over 3 years ago by norgon
Thoroughly enjoyed...ty
over 3 years ago by vish3118
This is mad weak. And not so manly...Do it at your own risk.
over 3 years ago by kpfingaz
excellent production values. well done.
over 2 years ago by dogtide
site is getting better and better
over 3 years ago by Louis_Lim
That's a nice phone.
Too bad I don't have a pet...
over 3 years ago by discotheque
That girl is hot!
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6 months ago by worueiue
awesome
over 3 years ago by bostonrules222
that wasnt the iphone
over 2 years ago by xxpunkhellokittyxx
Wow she's HOT
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6 months ago by worueiue
good tips
over 2 years ago by cesar_5
i have this phone and buy it at http://www.vkamobi.com,
over 2 years ago by mobile
Wow she's HOT http://www.udtek.com
about 1 year ago by mobile
Silly Rabbits! Tricks are for kid's
10 months ago by takingcare
lol very nice.
over 2 years ago by mrchosop
I have that phone! It's the new LG VU! It's awesome ;)
over 2 years ago by Turquoise
that was the iphone
over 2 years ago by David_Ornelas
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