How To Get a Girlfriend

Maintain good hygiene. Shower daily, wear deodorant, and finish with a splash of cologne. Brush and floss regularly and rinse with mouthwash.

Don’t be too aggressive. Show interest, but don’t call everyday, or at all hours. You don’t want to become obsessive or scare her away.

Establish common interests. Unless you’re a magnet, opposites don’t really attract. Find shared interests and focus on them. You’ve got to talk about something.

Listen. Don’t yammer on about yourself. Take a sincere interest in what she has to say and show your interest by making frequent eye contact.

Have a steady job, unless you’re a full-time student. Research indicates that women look for stability and security in a long-term relationship.

Be polite, courteous, and chivalrous. No one has ever been turned-off by too much respect.