How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man

  • December 22, 2009
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Don’t feel you measure up when it comes to leggy ladies? It’s just a matter of sizing up the competition.

You Will Need

  • Confidence
  • Lofty ambitions
  • An air of prosperity
  • Friendliness
How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Overcome your own prejudice

Step 1: Overcome your own prejudice

Overcome your own prejudice. If you feel that being short is something to be ashamed of, women will pick up on that – and low self-esteem is a bigger turnoff than anything else.

Don’t bother wearing lifts. At some point, they have to come off, and the jig is up!

How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Ignore height

Step 2: Ignore height

When you meet a woman, make no references to height – yours or hers. Tall women find cracks about their size just as irritating as you find comments about yours.

How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Reach for the sky

Step 3: Reach for the sky

Go for the really tall gals. They’re used to dating men that are shorter than them, so they may be more receptive to your advances than a woman who is only tall in relation to you.

How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Look successful

Step 4: Look successful

Look prosperous when you’re on the prowl. It’s no secret that wealth tends to trump height, so invest in the successful man’s uniform: a well-cut suit, good shoes, and a status watch.

Look successful, but be unassuming. Otherwise, you’ll look like you’re trying too hard to impress.

How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Be friendly, not forward

Step 5: Be friendly, not forward

When approaching a woman, be friendly, not forward. Assume you have to overcome her resistance to dating a shorter man by showing her what a smart, funny, generous person you are before you ask her for her phone number.

How To Date a Tall Woman If You Are a Short Man: Give the short gals a chance!

Step 6: Give the short gals a chance!

If things don’t work out with the statuesque gals, set your sights a little lower. There are plenty of shorter women out there who’d love to look up to a guy like you.

With an average height of 5-foot-10, American men are the shortest men in the industrialized world. Dutch men are the tallest, with the average man measuring 6-foot-1.

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Comments (7)

nik

cooooooool..

about 1 year ago by nik

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deckard1

Nice bit of fiction there at the end. Really American males shortest on average of industrialized world? Really? Japanese men are taller on average? Nope, 5 ft 7+1⁄2 "; Korean, not even close 5 ft 8+1⁄2"; Uhhh I guess if you consider all of Asia non industrialized. Italian Male 5 ft 9+1/2"; Isreal 5 ft 9";... Shall I continue?

over 2 years ago by deckard1

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ahernp

amazing animation!

over 2 years ago by ahernp

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PoLaR

I hate bein' short lol, thanks :P

over 2 years ago by PoLaR

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gughasrinivas

Really this video is hilarious!.

over 2 years ago by gughasrinivas

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jaykay279

Very funny.

over 2 years ago by jaykay279

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BCipolla

Hilarious!

over 2 years ago by BCipolla

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