How to Know if You're a Gleek
- August 20, 2010
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Writer
Dave Bourla
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Director/Cinematographer/Editor
Oriana Syed
- Actor Tommy Mountain
- Actress Amy Lee Goldstein
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Music (track 1)
Andy Gabrys
- Music (track 2) Elite Entourage
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Music (track 3, 6)
Jonathan Roberts
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Music (track 4)
James Panepinto
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Music (track 5)
Todd Mazierksi
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Voice Over Artist
Peter Coleman
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Music (track 1)
Andy Gabrys
- Music (track 2) Elite Entourage
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Music (track 3, 6)
Jonathan Roberts
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Music (track 4)
James Panepinto
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Music (track 5)
Todd Mazierksi
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Voice Over Artist
Peter Coleman
The average Gleek, also known as Gleevoteeus Maximus, is identifiable by certain specific behaviors. Here’s how to know whether you’re a member of this unique species obsessed with Glee.
You Will Need
- Wardrobe
- Fears
- Competition
- Television
- Song and dance
Step 1: Check your wardrobe
Check your wardrobe. Certain outfits may indicate you’re a Gleek — and that high school isn’t an age, it’s a state of mind.
Step 2: Consider your fears
Analyze your deepest, darkest fears. There are certain phobias specific to the Gleek species regarding slushees, yearbooks, coaches, and rival show choirs. If any of these apply to you, you may be a serious Gleek.
Step 3: Examine your vocabulary
Examine your vocabulary. Do you call meetings “sectionals?” Upcoming events “regionals?” When everything you do turns into a competition, that’s a sure sign of Gleekitude.
Step 4: Imagine perfection
Scrutinize just how sacred Glee night is in your home. Obsessive behavior in preparation for the greatest show ever made is a true sign of Gleekdom.
Watching an episode a second time within 24 hours is another data point.
Step 5: Make musical moments
If you’re a real Gleek, life’s mundane moments are anything but; no matter what you’re doing or where you are, every minute of every day is a glorious opportunity to burst into song and dance!
The oldest glee club in the U.S. is the Harvard Glee Club, founded in 1858.
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Comments (14)
Great job on this -- and I say that as a huge Glee fan!
about 1 year ago by BCipolla
Thanks BCipolla! :)
about 1 year ago by orisy
awe, just found out that im a gleek ;p
about 1 year ago by eycortres
This is AWsome Amy&;lt;3 Totally a GLEEK!
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about 1 year ago by xiaoni123456
Fun and very nicely produced!
about 1 year ago by ms43
Loved it!
about 1 year ago by blb83
Very funny
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2 months ago by leio
I'm a gleek!!!
about 1 year ago by lemontree
i really like glee especially britney the cheerio
about 1 year ago by aselarde
Lead Actress: Amy Lee Goldstein
Lead Actor: Tommy Mountain
Annoying Roommate: Allison Kramer
2nd Treadmill Girl: Barbara Chanin
Cereal Guy: Brian Block
Intro Group: Nelly Liu, Brett Messiora, James Rhodes, Jeff Santos, Allison Dickinson
about 1 year ago by orisy
I watched it because I consider myself a Gleek, but I found this really stupid, and a waste of time. Sorry.
about 1 year ago by Kimberly_Lynn_Smith
It's just so fun to watch. I don't get how a Gleek wouldn't get a kick out of it.
about 1 year ago by HeatherMenicucci
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