How to Get True Grit

Want to develop true toughness deep in your soul? Follow these steps and get down to the nitty-gritty.

You will need

  • Difficult task
  • Uncompromising attitude
  • Liquor
  • Courage
  • Financial reward (optional)

Step 1 Take on a dirty job Take on a difficult task on someone else’s behalf — a dirty job is the perfect opportunity to get true grit. And remember: worry about the job at hand, not other people’s feelings.

Step 2 Dive in Take care of business. Have an uncompromising attitude and be willing to lie, cheat, and steal to achieve success. Just make sure the ends justify the means.

Step 3 Disregard your health Act without considering the physical consequences; true grit means no fear about losing an eye — or your life.

Step 4 Be persistent Muster the courage to overcome setbacks along the way, including injuries, kidnappings, or a partner’s murder. Don’t give up, no matter how messy things get, and boldly finish your mission.

Step 5 Get back out there Congratulations — true grit is yours! Take a minute to wash the dust off your face. Then, get back on the trail; once you have true grit, you’re honor-bound to keep on fighting.