How to Fit In at a Motorcycle Rally
Even if you don't live to ride and ride to live, you can still go to a motorcycle rally and fit right in.
You Will Need
- Harley-Davidson
- Appropriate clothing
- Tattoos
- "Easyriders" magazines
- Booze
- Volume
- Courtesy
- Bandanna (optional)
Steps
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Step 1
Ride a Harley
Ride a Harley. A Harley-Davidson is the only kind of hog to ride to a rally -- the more customized, the better.
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Step 2
Wear the right clothes
Wear a T-shirt under a leather jacket, and wear battered old bluejeans. Leather riding boots are a must. Ladies, less is more -- super-short cut-offs and a bikini top will be fine.
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You can also tie a bandanna over your head.
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Step 3
Show your tattoos
Get plenty of tattoos and show off your ink. Remember to go heavy on the biker imagery -- and a few skulls wouldn't hurt, either.
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Step 4
Read Easyriders
Read an Easyriders magazine. Easyriders has been the quintessential biker magazine for decades.
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Step 5
Drink lots of beer
Drink beer -- and whiskey. This is no time for wine or fancy cocktails. The Sturgis Rally features beer bars that seat hundreds of bikers.
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Step 6
Don't be afraid to be loud
Don't be afraid to get loud. But don't get mean -- you'll likely offend someone, and bikers are not known for shying away from a fight.
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Step 7
Be friendly
Be friendly, be polite. Everyone there wants to have a good time, and you may be surprised at how courteous the other rally attendees are. Cut loose and have some fun.
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The first Sturgis Rally, known as the Black Hills Classic, was held on August 14, 1938.
