How to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day Sober

The St. Patrick's Day holiday is typically one filled with green beer. But you can cast off the Guinness -- just like St. Patrick cast the snakes out of Ireland -- and enjoy other elements of Irish culture, booze-free.

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Get your Irish on and have a happy St. Patrick's Day with the ideas in this Howcast video series.

You Will Need

  • Green clothes
  • 1 gal. lemon-lime soda
  • 2 pts. lime sherbet
  • 2 c. crushed ice
  • Desire to learn about Irish culture
  • Button (optional)

Steps

  1. Step 1

    Wear green

    Don't get pinched for wearing something other than green. Wear your green gear with pride.

  2. Add a "Kiss Me I'm Irish" button to your attire for some added fun. It might work even better than mistletoe at Christmas.

  3. Step 2

    Make a non-alcoholic punch

    Make a non-alcoholic green punch by combining the lemon-lime soda, the lime sherbet, and the crushed ice. If people ask what you're drinking, call it "leprechaun's luck" or another name that refers to Irish culture.

  4. Step 3

    Eat an Irish meal

    Sit down at a local Irish pub to eat an Irish meal. Some traditional Irish dishes include corned beef and cabbage and boxty, a potato dish.

  5. Step 4

    Attend a parade

    Attend a parade in your area. Many cities in the United States throw a parade to commemorate the holiday.

  6. Find out if there is an Irish history tour of your area. This could include tours through old Irish neighborhoods and other cultural landmarks.

  7. Step 5

    Learn some Gaelic

    Learn some Gaelic. Start simple with "Hello." In Gaelic "Hello" is "Dia Dhuit."

  8. Step 6

    Be a designated driver

    Help out your friends who might not be celebrating so soberly and be a designated driver. By staying sober on March 17, you'll wake up the next morning with fun memories of St. Patrick's Day instead of a hangover.

  9. The first ever St. Patrick's Day parade was held in Manhattan -- not Ireland -- in 1762, 14 years before the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

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