How Not to Get Mugged
The streets can be rough. Don’t be this guy—a few simple precautions will keep the muggers off your back.
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You Will Need
- Pockets
- Worn clothing
- Angry glare
Steps
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Step 1
Put away iPod
Put away that iPod. Stick it in your pocket until you’re somewhere safe.
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Step 2
Put wallet in front pocket
If you carry a wallet, don’t keep it in your back pocket. Instead, put it in a front pocket. Better still, keep money in your socks.
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Step 3
Wear stained shirt
Instead of a pink polo, try a white T-shirt—with stains.
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If you must wear expensive clothes, consider buying a cheap jacket at a thrift store. Once you’re at your destination you can throw it away.
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Step 4
Don't act like tourist
Stop staring up at buildings like a tourist. Try to seem familiar with your environment. Periodically yell, 'Benny! Where you at!'
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Step 5
Adopt angry glare
Adopt an angry glare.
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If you’re having trouble looking mad, imagine you just bought a used T.V. But when you got home and plugged it in, it was broke.
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Step 6
Project confidence
While maintaining your angry glare, do your best to project confidence. Like dogs, muggers can smell fear. Pretend that you’re a judo master, or that you have retractable adamantium claws.
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