You Will Need
- Unsafe sex
- Bill Buckner
Inflame a female professional
Inflame a female professional by asking to speak to a "real" doctor, lawyer, banker, police officer -- any line of work "only a man" could ever succeed at.
Enrage a stranger
Ask a woman who's packing a few extra pounds if she's expecting. If she's too old to be pregnant, ask her if she's on the "see food" diet -- eating all the food she sees.
Incense your date
After a first date, inquire whether you're actually going to "get some," or you just wasted an entire evening listening to her babble.
Rile your girlfriend
Rile your girlfriend by blatantly checking out every specimen that passes by. Bonus points for openly flirting.
Have dangerous sex
Have unsafe sex -- and we don't mean skip the condoms. Bed your woman's mother, sister, or BFF.
Track down Bill Buckner
Want to go the extra mile to get kicked in the nuts? Track down former Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner and ask him if he still feels bad about bobbling that ball.