How to Make Out at School & Not Get Caught

Learn how to make out at school and not get caught in this Howcast kissing tutorial.

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Harrison: So, a lot of you kids in high school, you probably know, you know like, you're getting a little hot and bothered. Where you going to take this? You know, so what's a place that you used to go to when you were in high school to make out? Maya: Well, assuming I had any physical interactions when I was in high school, I probably would have wanted to be discreet about it. I hear closets are good for this. Harrison: Closets? Maya: That's the word on the street, a little janitor's closet action. Harrison: You know what? Maya: Interfere. Harrison: Take photography because there is a darkroom. Maya: There is a darkroom. Harrison: Darkroom, also... Maya: And that is saucier and less creep than a janitor's closet. Harrison: Exactly. You might even get a Vicki/Christina Barcelona scenario with, you know with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz. Maya: They might come out of the blue. Harrison: They might just come out of nowhere and just start making out. Maya: Where there's a darkroom, there's those two. Harrison: Exactly. Other than a darkroom, some more you know, logical place would be you know, like under the stairwell. That would be easy. That's quick. There's a lot of them usually. Maybe the library, in the stacks. Maya: Oh, yeah that is a sultry move being surrounded by literature. No, it's really, it's good. Because it's quiet. There's a lot of little corridors and small spaces. Harrison: Exactly. Maya: It's easy to do the whip-around if someone should come by. Harrison: Exactly, yes. Maya: Maybe the gym sometimes, because that's not utilized. Harrison: Exactly, not during a basketball game, though. Maya: Yeah. Well, yeah. That would be less than discreet, but a little bleacher action. It's a very zesty approach. Harrison: So I would say go to your local high school, unless you're not in high school, and you know... Maya: Or I mean if only to make out somewhere. Harrison: Well, you might become a sex offender. But I just think, just go to your local high school and when you're in class, try these out if you have a girlfriend or someone you like to kiss. Then you can experience what we're about to experience right now. Maya: Let's say we're under the bleachers. Harrison: All right. Maya: Rah, rah, rah. Sis, boom, bah. Harrison: Oh yeah, I'm going to get some popcorn. Maya: I feel so naughty. Harrison: I know, right? I can't believe I'm kissing a cheerleader.

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  • Harrison Tweed

    Harrison Tweed, originally from Durham, North Carolina, is a New York City-based comedian/actor. He performs blunt, brash, observational comedy.

  • Maya Klausner

    I am an authentic New York City native who loves to visit other parts of the world but hopes never to be kicked out of the East Village. I am a stand-up comedienne, writer, performer and some insist that I am an actress. When I am telling jokes onstage, it is the only time I am positive that I am awake.