How to Make Out at School & Not Get Caught

Learn how to make out at school and not get caught in this Howcast kissing tutorial.

Harrison: So, a lot of you kids in high school, you probably know, you know like, you’re getting a little hot and bothered. Where you going to take this? You know, so what’s a place that you used to go to when you were in high school to make out?

Maya: Well, assuming I had any physical interactions when I was in high school, I probably would have wanted to be discreet about it. I hear closets are good for this.

Harrison: Closets?

Maya: That’s the word on the street, a little janitor’s closet action.

Harrison: You know what?

Maya: Interfere.

Harrison: Take photography because there is a darkroom.

Maya: There is a darkroom.

Harrison: Darkroom, also…

Maya: And that is saucier and less creep than a janitor’s closet.

Harrison: Exactly. You might even get a Vicki/Christina Barcelona scenario with, you know with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz.

Maya: They might come out of the blue.

Harrison: They might just come out of nowhere and just start making out.

Maya: Where there’s a darkroom, there’s those two.

Harrison: Exactly. Other than a darkroom, some more you know, logical place would be you know, like under the stairwell. That would be easy. That’s quick. There’s a lot of them usually. Maybe the library, in the stacks.

Maya: Oh, yeah that is a sultry move being surrounded by literature. No, it’s really, it’s good. Because it’s quiet. There’s a lot of little corridors and small spaces.

Harrison: Exactly.

Maya: It’s easy to do the whip-around if someone should come by.

Harrison: Exactly, yes.

Maya: Maybe the gym sometimes, because that’s not utilized.

Harrison: Exactly, not during a basketball game, though.

Maya: Yeah. Well, yeah. That would be less than discreet, but a little bleacher action. It’s a very zesty approach.

Harrison: So I would say go to your local high school, unless you’re not in high school, and you know…

Maya: Or I mean if only to make out somewhere.

Harrison: Well, you might become a sex offender. But I just think, just go to your local high school and when you’re in class, try these out if you have a girlfriend or someone you like to kiss. Then you can experience what we’re about to experience right now.

Maya: Let’s say we’re under the bleachers.

Harrison: All right.

Maya: Rah, rah, rah. Sis, boom, bah.

Harrison: Oh yeah, I’m going to get some popcorn.

Maya: I feel so naughty.

Harrison: I know, right? I can’t believe I’m kissing a cheerleader.