Learn how to make out at school and not get caught in this Howcast kissing tutorial.
Harrison: So, a lot of you kids in high school, you probably know, you know like, you’re getting a little hot and bothered. Where you going to take this? You know, so what’s a place that you used to go to when you were in high school to make out?
Maya: Well, assuming I had any physical interactions when I was in high school, I probably would have wanted to be discreet about it. I hear closets are good for this.
Maya: That’s the word on the street, a little janitor’s closet action.
Harrison: You know what?
Harrison: Take photography because there is a darkroom.
Maya: There is a darkroom.
Harrison: Darkroom, also…
Maya: And that is saucier and less creep than a janitor’s closet.
Harrison: Exactly. You might even get a Vicki/Christina Barcelona scenario with, you know with Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz.
Maya: They might come out of the blue.
Harrison: They might just come out of nowhere and just start making out.
Maya: Where there’s a darkroom, there’s those two.
Harrison: Exactly. Other than a darkroom, some more you know, logical place would be you know, like under the stairwell. That would be easy. That’s quick. There’s a lot of them usually. Maybe the library, in the stacks.
Maya: Oh, yeah that is a sultry move being surrounded by literature. No, it’s really, it’s good. Because it’s quiet. There’s a lot of little corridors and small spaces.
Maya: It’s easy to do the whip-around if someone should come by.
Harrison: Exactly, yes.
Maya: Maybe the gym sometimes, because that’s not utilized.
Harrison: Exactly, not during a basketball game, though.
Maya: Yeah. Well, yeah. That would be less than discreet, but a little bleacher action. It’s a very zesty approach.
Harrison: So I would say go to your local high school, unless you’re not in high school, and you know…
Maya: Or I mean if only to make out somewhere.
Harrison: Well, you might become a sex offender. But I just think, just go to your local high school and when you’re in class, try these out if you have a girlfriend or someone you like to kiss. Then you can experience what we’re about to experience right now.
Maya: Let’s say we’re under the bleachers.
Harrison: All right.
Maya: Rah, rah, rah. Sis, boom, bah.
Harrison: Oh yeah, I’m going to get some popcorn.
Maya: I feel so naughty.
Harrison: I know, right? I can’t believe I’m kissing a cheerleader.