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• These are only steps 1-7, because I wanted to keep this clip short. You can read the full article at my blog: http://blogdaemmerung.blogspot.com/2008/04/how-to-get-abducted-by-aliens-in-10.html
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This is what I do the ensure that I am abducted on a regular basis. Move to San Fransisco, Get drunk, get naked, fall asleep in an ally. The next morning, if your butt hurts, then you have been anally probed and therefore abducted. I never remember the incidents, but that's because they shoot that amnesia ray at me I am sure.

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