How To Get Rid Of a One Night Stand
- January 18, 2008
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Ben Duffy
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Edison Music Corp
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Ryan Hunter
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Ben Duffy
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William Kim
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How to avoid that awkward, annoying, traditional scenario due to a one night stand. Play your cards right, and him/her could be out the door in no time, 100% painless.
You Will Need
- 1 Cunning
- 1 Poker face
- 1 Cell phone (optional) (optional)
Step 1: Get out of bed
The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she’s still in it.
Step 2: Get dressed
Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don’t want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.
Step 3: Don't offer her anything
Don’t offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don’t have any.
Practice your poker face ahead of time. You want to be sure you can pull it off when you’re both tired and shamelessly fibbing.
Step 4: Say you have an appointment
If she’s still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the “appointment” that necessitates that you both leave immediately.
Step 5: Ask for phone number
Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she’ll want to be cooperative.
Step 6: Make sure she has everything
As she’s heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she’s taken everything—you don’t want her to have any excuse to come back!
Forty-five percent of people responding to a 2003 Durex survey reported having had a one-night stand.
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Comments (25)
I agree if your going to be irresponsible enough to have a one night stand, step up and tell the person ";hey this isn't long term, I just wanted to get laid";
over 4 years ago by sweetpye920
I love this video! Its so funny. Personally, I don't think these tactics are all that mean. Regardless of whether its a guy or a girl, people who try to hang around after a one night stand need to get the hint. =P
over 3 years ago by kristy
You need a howcast video for this? See all of pop-culture ever for more references if you didn't grasp the concept in this video. But really- if the pick up happened in a bar- you gotta know it's not sentimental.
over 3 years ago by sfewster
i still believe honesty is the best policy, no need to fake anything.
over 3 years ago by scorpion
Yeah I don't think I would ever go through all that trouble to avoid the truth in real life. But I'm psyched I can act like I can. hah
over 3 years ago by whatisjuice
45% of people have reported to having a one night stand...nice!
over 3 years ago by drumbumlax18
That's funny. I sure could have used that back in college.
over 4 years ago by sstiefel
I don't know. I have had many one night stands with women after which time they asked me when we were gonna tie the knot. I feel like your perspective is self-centric &; not thinking about the bigger picture.
over 3 years ago by norgon
I think this is genius, frankly.
over 4 years ago by harryb
Great video, but even better is to just go to her place. That way you can bounce first thing in the morning.
over 3 years ago by sanjay
She was much too good for him anyway ;)
over 3 years ago by Rosemarie_Lennon
Man, this girl is a good sport!
over 3 years ago by djh
What a nasty, mean-spirited How To. Whatever happened to being honest: That was fun; this isn't going to work.
over 4 years ago by ICEK
funny video
over 3 years ago by klamerka
I don't like how he just hangs the bra outside of his door as if she's supposed to just realize it's there. If I was the girl I'd already be like hmmm so he just doesn't like me that much if he's going to do something like that. It would be much nicer if later on if there was phone # exchanging that he just said I'm not interested!
over 3 years ago by kimmywong
Keep it as a nice momento or an antenna flag for your car. Or for launching water balloons. :) It's a nice leftover.
over 2 years ago by ValorNET
I think I know that girl.
over 4 years ago by norgon
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I had it too lod. my moms coming!
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