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Spice up your love life -- and learn how to handle any sexual situation that may arise -- with the advice in these Howcast videos.
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Get out of bed
The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she’s still in it.
Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don’t want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.
Don't offer her anything
Don’t offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don’t have any.
Say you have an appointment
If she’s still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the 'appointment' that necessitates that you both leave immediately.
Ask for phone number
Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she’ll want to be cooperative.
Make sure she has everything
As she’s heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she’s taken everything—you don’t want her to have any excuse to come back!