How to Get Rid Of a One Night Stand
How to avoid that awkward, annoying, traditional scenario due to a one night stand. Play your cards right, and him/her could be out the door in no time, 100% painless.
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You Will Need
- 1 Cunning
- 1 Poker face
- 1 Cell phone (optional) (optional)
Steps
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Step 1
Get out of bed
The minute you wake up, get out of bed—especially if she’s still in it.
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Step 2
Get dressed
Get fully dressed, even if you usually breakfast in your boxers. You don’t want to give her any ideas about spending a lazy day in your bed.
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Step 3
Don't offer her anything
Don’t offer her so much as a cup of coffee. If she asks, tell her you don’t have any.
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Practice your poker face ahead of time. You want to be sure you can pull it off when you’re both tired and shamelessly fibbing.
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Step 4
Say you have an appointment
If she’s still snoozing, wake her up and apologize profusely for the 'appointment' that necessitates that you both leave immediately.
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Step 5
Ask for phone number
Ask for her phone number and make vague references about getting together soon so she’ll want to be cooperative.
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Step 6
Make sure she has everything
As she’s heading for the door, do a quick check to make sure she’s taken everything—you don’t want her to have any excuse to come back!
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Forty-five percent of people responding to a 2003 Durex survey reported having had a one-night stand.
