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Improve your love life with the dating tips in these videos.
You Will Need
- Money for food
- A bribe
- Public displays of affection
- A willingness to beg
Send him on a food run
Give him enough money to buy a pizza, a box of donuts, or a bag of burgers -- whichever gives him the most incentive to make a food run.
Offer a bribe
He's not hungry? Offer a bribe, like you'll write his next history paper or do his laundry for a month. Hey, do you want to get laid or dontcha?
Make him uncomfortable
No dice? Then try to make him so uncomfortable with your public display of affection that he'll leave of his own accord.
Bore him to death
What the...? Your PDA is actually turning him on! Reverse gears by engaging in an excruciatingly boring pastime and insisting he join in.
Beg him to leave
Oh, great. Now he's having fun with you two. Time to swallow your pride and beg him to leave. And when we say beg, we mean groveling.
Get down to business
Get down to business the second he leaves. You probably don't have much time!