75143 112 Careers & Education Government Careers Political Careers true Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:04:45 -0800 /system/videos/5/43/51/07/75143.flv careers, government, political, politics, president, office, end, politician, Elect, vote How To Leave the White House http://www.howcast.com/videos/75143-How-To-Leave-the-White-House http://www.howcast.com/videos/75143-How-To-Leave-the-White-House/edit approved 106 640 360 <object width="425" height="273" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="howcastplayer"><param name="movie" value="http://www.howcast.com/flash/howcast_player.swf?file=75143"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.howcast.com/flash/howcast_player.swf?file=75143" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="273" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" ></embed></object> 5 bender http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/leave_white_house_hd_3_xxlarge_maintained_aspect.jpg 1017 false false false 48855 1 18 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/18.jpg Sneak out a few valuables Sneak out a few valuables. If you’re caught, say you thought the stuff was given to you personally, as opposed to the country or White House.

]]> 48856 2 27 Tip If you really love an item, bribe the donor beforehand with a presidential appointment or pardon. That way, he won’t make a fuss that his ottoman or whatnot was supposed to become a part of American history, not end up in your living room.

]]> 48857 3 39 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/39.jpg Stock up on little stuff Don’t forget the little things — take a lifetime supply of presidential seal napkins and office supplies.

]]> 48858 4 46 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/46.jpg Make your mark on the White House Make your mark on the White House. Bring in carpenters to make the Oval Office square, and paint the Blue Room teal and the Green Room a restful seafoam.

]]> 48859 5 57 Tip Carve your initials under the Oval Office’s historic Resolute desk.

]]> 48860 6 61 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/61.jpg Leave fun surprises Leave fun surprises for your successor. If you detest the person, have rolls of toilet paper printed with their face, and leave them in all the bathrooms. If you like your replacement, have rolls printed with the face of the person they defeated.

]]> 48861 7 74 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/74.jpg Make your farewell note special Make the obligatory handwritten note to your successor special by telling them everything you wish you’d known when you took office.

]]> 48862 8 81 Step http://img.howcast.com/system/thumbnails/75143/81.jpg Make a prank phone call Call the “red phone” at 3 a.m. on the new president’s first morning in office and say that the VP just staged a coup.

]]> 48863 9 90 Fact When George W. Bush moved into the White House in January 2001, computer keyboards were missing the letter “W,” desk drawers were glued together, and signs that said “Office of Strategery” were reportedly hung on doors.

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