How To Break a Prom Date

  • May 14, 2008
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So you want to wiggle out of your prom commitment. The key is to make your date think it was their idea.

You Will Need

  • Acting skills
How To Break a Prom Date: Act obsessed with the prom

Step 1: Act obsessed with the prom

Begin to act obsessed with the prom. Talk about it 24/7, as if you very life depended on how perfect a night it is.

How To Break a Prom Date: Drive up the cost

Step 2: Drive up the cost

Let your date know that this perfect night doesn’t come cheap. Quote the highest estimates you can find on prom musts like the limo.

How To Break a Prom Date: Ratchet up the terror

Step 3: Ratchet up the terror

Ratchet up the terror by hinting about something you’re hoping to receive on prom night that your date does not want to give you, like sex or an engagement ring.

How To Break a Prom Date: Act like you’re getting married

Step 4: Act like you’re getting married

Act like attending this prom together is tantamount to getting married by making the person do stuff like picking your special song and spending an unreasonable amount of time with your family.

How To Break a Prom Date: Make unreasonable demands

Step 5: Make unreasonable demands

Make absurd, time-consuming, and costly prom preparation plans, like taking dancing lessons.

How To Break a Prom Date: Claim Prom Madness Sadness

Step 6: Claim Prom Madness Sadness

Act like you’re becoming emotionally unglued, then blame it on PMS—Prom Madness Sadness.

Pretending to have Prom Madness Sadness is particularly effective if you’re a guy.

How To Break a Prom Date: Act shocked when your date dumps you

Step 7: Act shocked when your date dumps you

Act shocked— shocked! —when your date pulls out of the prom.

More teens feel pressure to go to their prom than to have sex, drink alcohol, or take drugs.

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Comments (7)

djh

She's really good at playing crazy.

over 3 years ago by djh

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MegT

If I could go back to high school...I would do this to a couple of the dates I had.

over 3 years ago by MegT

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djh

This video has the best thumbnail!

over 3 years ago by djh

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Rosemarie_Lennon

Love this actress!

over 3 years ago by Rosemarie_Lennon

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clayton

wow...every guys worst nightmare right there...cool vid

over 3 years ago by clayton

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pedritogaby

I CANT STOP LAUGHING lmao

over 2 years ago by pedritogaby

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PromDate_Depot

Just use Prom Date Depot dood,,,

over 2 years ago by PromDate_Depot

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