How To Fake Being Sick
- January 30, 2008
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Andrew Zuchero
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- Directed by Andrew Zuchero
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Voice-Over Artist
Ryan Hunter
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Music (track 1)
Todd Mazierski
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Music (track 2)
Kyle Hildenbrand
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Writer
Brigid Scott
Pulling a Ferris Bueller is easier than you think—if you plan ahead.
You Will Need
- A notebook to record dates and excuses
- A somewhat gullible parent
- Acting skills
- Corn flakes
- Hot liquids
Step 1: Commit this list to memory ...
Commit this list to memory: a fever of 100 degrees or more, vomiting, diarrhea, earache, and sore throat. Doctors say these are valid reasons to miss school, so what parent would disagree?
Step 2: Keep a log
Keep a log of dates and excuses so you can prevent patterns from developing.
Never brag about missing days over the phone, e-mail or IM. You never know when your communications might be intercepted by an adult.
Step 3: Fake onset of symptoms
Become skilled at faking the onset of symptoms. Digestive ailments generally occur suddenly, while other maladies begin presenting themselves the night before.
Lay the necessary groundwork—at dinner, mention how scratchy your throat is and don’t eat a thing, especially dessert!
Step 4: Make fake vomit
If necessary, pull out the big guns. Broken cornflakes mixed with a little water make an excellent stand-in for vomit.
Step 5: Fake your temperature
If your parents demand further proof, drink hot liquids before taking your temperature to produce a false reading.
Step 6: Enjoy your success
Congratulations! Your mom ordered you to stay home. When you sneak out, make sure you’re back before anyone notices you’re missing.
An estimated 150,000 young people, usually in their late teens or early twenties, are diagnosed with infectious mononucleosis each year.
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Comments (17)
my favorite part was when she first puked on her dad.
ilaughed so hard.
over 3 years ago by maryned
me I like the fire burb! hahaha!!!
9 months ago by Harley_Alibin
Great acting and special effects. Love the school girl!
over 3 years ago by Rosemarie_Lennon
This was awesome! very well done.
over 4 years ago by speakeasy
nice
over 4 years ago by anthonyaybar
Cool....i think the girl who was faking sick was a little weird
over 3 years ago by Samo
cool
over 3 years ago by kiki
Great job on her face. What program do you use?
over 4 years ago by Taige
interusting ..........
over 3 years ago by hdno1fan
I think this was all done in after effects, but I could be wrong.
over 4 years ago by norgon
It also helps if you eat a cigarette
over 3 years ago by AronJoseph
that girl is really ugly
over 2 years ago by JessicaLove
Yeah your right that little girl really is fucking ulgy OMG!
over 2 years ago by Martyn_Galam
You got that right. I bet if her teachers actual seen her, THEY would think she's sick because of her face.
over 2 years ago by FunniBaby
She is an adult cause i saw her b**bs
4 months ago by KittyPuppyLoverGurl
This is going to be really helpful for when i don't want to go to school!
over 3 years ago by Dschulz
That Girl looks like one of my classmate's BFF. She is ugly! her mom was smoking while she was in her mom's belly. His BFF likes him lol
4 months ago by KittyPuppyLoverGurl
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