How Not To React To a Bad Gift

  • May 17, 2008
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They say it’s the thought that counts. “They” must be the people who give lousy presents.

You Will Need

  • 1 A disappointing gift
  • 1 And a gift giver you can shame
  • 1 An audience (optional)
How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Ask what it is

Step 1: Ask what it is

Begin by dramatically asking, “What is this?” even if it’s patently obvious.

How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Look disgusted

Step 2: Look disgusted

As the embarrassed gift giver explains what it is and why she thought it would suit you, maintain the expression of someone who has just stepped in dog doo.

Hold the offending item by your fingertips, as if you’re afraid of catching something.

How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Ask for the receipt

Step 3: Ask for the receipt

Ask loudly, “You do still have the receipt, don’t you?” so no one doubts that you are going to rid yourself of this abomination as soon as possible.

How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Toss it aside

Step 4: Toss it aside

Toss the gift aside, without bothering to re-box it, and open a new one with an eagerness that suggests you’re trying to rid yourself of the memory of the bad gift.

How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Ask for cash

Step 5: Ask for cash

Let the gift giver know it would be better going forward if she sticks to cash or gift cards.

How Not To React To a Bad Gift: Don't thank them

Step 6: Don't thank them

Don’t bother thanking the gift giver. You don’t want to encourage her.

Studies show college students consistently undervalue the cost of gifts they receive.

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Comments (6)

Juicy_Apple

Wait...soooooo were not supposed to do these things? Its confusing

over 3 years ago by Juicy_Apple

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jessiebarre

not its not...

over 3 years ago by jessiebarre

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Nerd_Ball

YEA ALL THE STUFF ON THE VIDEO U SHOULDNT DO

about 1 year ago by Nerd_Ball

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natanz

Do you have a link to the research? (Studies show college students consistently undervalue the cost of gifts they receive) Interesting!

about 1 year ago by natanz

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Concardne

You sure can.

over 2 years ago by Concardne

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Punkcrazy

lol

7 months ago by Punkcrazy

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