How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho

  • February 4, 2008
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He calls 50 times a day, obsesses over every date, and gets jealous when you talk to other guys—is he crazy about you, or just plain crazy?

You Will Need

  • An open mind
  • Friends you trust
  • A sexy outfit
How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Make him jealous

Step 1: Make him jealous

Psychos are usually possessive, so test him by doing a small thing to make him jealous—like sharing your secret crush on a celebrity you’re unlikely ever to meet—and see whether he overreacts.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Pay attention

Step 2: Pay attention

Pay attention to whether or not he attempts to dictate how everything around him is done. Punctuality is one thing, being a control freak is another.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Dress sexy

Step 3: Dress sexy

Go out with him in an outfit that’s more revealing than you’d normally wear and see if he tries to dictate the way you dress.

When dealing with a control freak, stay as calm as possible. This can serve to relax them as well. If you match their level of aggression, you’ve chosen to fight on their terms—not yours.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Watch the waiter

Step 4: Watch the waiter

At dinner, observe how he interacts with the waiter. A philosophy popularly known as the “Waiter Rule” makes the claim that you can learn more about a person from how they treat a waiter than from how they treat you.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Ask your friends

Step 5: Ask your friends

Ask your friends what they honestly think of your guy. Many times they can see flaws that you overlook.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Flirt

Step 6: Flirt

Watch how he reacts when you flirt with other men. If he flies into a rage, he has definite jealousy issues.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Pick a fight

Step 7: Pick a fight

Pick a fight over something stupid, like the drink he spilled at dinner. If he flies into a rage, he’s a bit unstable.

How To Tell If Your Boyfriend’s a Psycho: Hang on

Step 8: Hang on

If after all these little tests your guy hasn’t gone bonkers, hold on tight! You’ve found a keeper.

Ninety-two percent of American serial killers are men.

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Comments (24)

GreenBudz

all men hate mind games. we dont mess with your minds... leave ours alone you manipulative freaks.

over 4 years ago by GreenBudz

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jadedfairytale

hahahaha all these tests prove that ur a psycho girlfriend in the other video.

over 3 years ago by jadedfairytale

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sweetpye920

These are some excellent tips!!

over 4 years ago by sweetpye920

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Dragon

i love how its tied to the other vid

over 3 years ago by Dragon

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nickmather

This video was well done. Good job.

over 4 years ago by nickmather

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GreenBudz

ehhh... no, mind games are bad and only men are serial killers because women get caught before they can reach that rank.

over 4 years ago by GreenBudz

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speakeasy

Oh Psycho's will you ever learn? lol but seriously though, it's those kind of mind games that drive the guy crazy in the first place.. am I right men!?.. *cough*

over 4 years ago by speakeasy

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Bagkinz

i just find it funny that 92% of serial killers r men....jeez! way to make us look bad!!

over 3 years ago by Bagkinz

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BScott

very informative, especially about the waiter rule.

over 3 years ago by BScott

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norgon

I don't know about this. I know lots of guys who act just like this and are not psycho killers. I think a woman must have made this.

over 3 years ago by norgon

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frutiepebbles28

ok so i was bored and on youtube and watching howcast's channel so i watched the one on how tell tell if you girlfriend is psycho and then the one on if you boyfriend is so it tells the girlfriend to do the thing the other one says is a sign she's psycho to decide if her boyfriend is psycho so its alittle umm oximornic

over 3 years ago by frutiepebbles28

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pugdegirl18

LMAO!! i love the knife behind his back.

over 3 years ago by pugdegirl18

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arsonist_

Hahahaha, watch the ";how to tell if your BOYFRIEND's a psycho";. Same actors, same situations - just that all the ";tests"; of the boyfriend in this video are signs that the girlfriend is a ";psycho"; in the other one =P

over 3 years ago by arsonist_

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nemomarlin

a little bit of obsession from the guy is a good sign. If he gets angry over something that irritates him, then that means he really care about you.

over 3 years ago by nemomarlin

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Mark_Rangel

I was just about to say... I agree with Jadedfairytale, check out the ";how to tell if your girlfriend is psycho"; before you make any comments, these vids seems to play off of each other. Either that, or we're all a little psycho! LOL!

over 2 years ago by Mark_Rangel

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Clockworked

Ending was hilarious- must watch the other video for the psycho-girls.

over 2 years ago by Clockworked

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dogtide

nice ending. well done.

over 2 years ago by dogtide

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blueberry01

this and the ";How to Tell Your Girlfriend is a Psycho"; video = well done! Hipster Olympics!!

over 2 years ago by blueberry01

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alirules714

hahah love the way she says that 92 per cent of serial killers are men so upbeat and happily ll. great advice vid! thumbs up :)

over 2 years ago by alirules714

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Pigaroo

People become jealous when they care. But being a control freaka and psycho is no good.

over 2 years ago by Pigaroo

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